Oh and I almost forgot:
Here's the conversation I did NOT have in the parking garage today:
Random Nosy Stranger sees me hit the elevator button whilst on floor 2.
RNS: It's only one flight!
PRHM: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. So how's your asthma today?
RNS: What? I don't have asthma.
PRHM: Well, it must not be bothering you, then. How much are you carrying, there?
RNS: Just a purse...
PRHM: Oh, you must not have about forty pounds worth of paper in your briefcase to bring back to work, then?
RNS:....
PRHM: So you don't have asthma, and you aren't carrying anything?
RNS:.....No...
PRHM: So shut the fuck up.
No, I didn't have that conversation. I didn't even give the RNS the satisfaction of defensively noting that I have asthma. I just deathglared.
Ah, invisible intermittent disabilities, you reveal to us the asshats that walk among us. We thank you for that.
Random Nosy Stranger sees me hit the elevator button whilst on floor 2.
RNS: It's only one flight!
PRHM: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. So how's your asthma today?
RNS: What? I don't have asthma.
PRHM: Well, it must not be bothering you, then. How much are you carrying, there?
RNS: Just a purse...
PRHM: Oh, you must not have about forty pounds worth of paper in your briefcase to bring back to work, then?
RNS:....
PRHM: So you don't have asthma, and you aren't carrying anything?
RNS:.....No...
PRHM: So shut the fuck up.
No, I didn't have that conversation. I didn't even give the RNS the satisfaction of defensively noting that I have asthma. I just deathglared.
Ah, invisible intermittent disabilities, you reveal to us the asshats that walk among us. We thank you for that.