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Hey! I'm Posting Smething To LJ!
Okay, I hate "memes." I admit it.
But we've been having way too much fun with this over at a message board:
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
65% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwesternhttp://www. -
Blog Consolidation
Maintaining three blogs is just too much ( Read more... ) -
NOLA
Posted elsewhere, but it sums up my feelings on some of the squabbling I've seen ( Read more... ) -
Life's Lessons #3,456,278
My wife and I have learned something very important between the two of us, and it bears sharing.
Never try to be the peacemaker in an Irish or Italian family.
The wife has suggested we write a self-help book, Family Fights And How To Stay The Fuck Out Of Them.The worst part is, neither of us can afford to have anyone whacked. Just goes to show, ( Read more... ) -
I Have To Admit It's Getting Better
So my viral load is now down from 2.5 million/ml to 27,000/ml ( Read more... ) -
My Solution To The "Drug Problem."
I've always said that drugs should be legal. Drug users commit crimes primarily because drugs are illegal and hard to get ( Read more... ) -
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This is for the few close friends who will both read this and get it:
Why is the Pope still alive?
Would you want to follow Hedberg?
Requiem in pace, brother. -
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So for the last few days, I've been reading in the mainstream press about this huge uprising in "Kyrgyzstan."
Look, when it's a slow news day, you don't get to just make fucking countries up.There's no such place as Kyrfuckingyzgoddamnstan and we all know it, assholes ( Read more... ) -
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Today, I got an e-mail from the person I'm doing the aforementioned project for, asking me to do some last minute punches and thanking me for meeting him for lunch yesterday ( Read more... )