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So for the last few days, I've been reading in the mainstream press about this huge uprising in "Kyrgyzstan."
Look, when it's a slow news day, you don't get to just make fucking countries up.
There's no such place as Kyrfuckingyzgoddamnstan and we all know it, assholes.
Oh! Oh! News flash:
Violence just erupted in Bjkshdfubek when rioters stole Premiere Fjrkd's shoes and threw them up in a tree.
Look, when it's a slow news day, you don't get to just make fucking countries up.
There's no such place as Kyrfuckingyzgoddamnstan and we all know it, assholes.
Oh! Oh! News flash:
Violence just erupted in Bjkshdfubek when rioters stole Premiere Fjrkd's shoes and threw them up in a tree.