Muahahaha! WELL... looks like quite a few people left, huh? Oh well. That's less people to deal with when I become King of this place. I think that girl with the second Star Rod was one of 'em, but, hah. That hardly matters now ( Read more... )

[there is static, followed by an image of Bowser, holding a Megaphone while being on top of what seems to be a very large ship. Taking a quick glance around, he grabs the megaphone and prepares to make a speech]

ATTENTION! This is Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I thought I'd let you know that this city's going up in SMOKE! That's right... Look up ( Read more... )

[there's an annoyed grumble as Bowser tinkers with the device]

GRAH... let's see... I've tried kidnapping two damsels already. Both escaped. I erased some kid's memory, which was great, but that's not much at all. Hmm...

Well, all those people who challenged me are still around, but I need a reason to fight 'em. Let's see ( Read more... )

...

WHAT?!

Who the heck is THIS guy?! "King Koopa", huh?! Fat chance, since he looks nothing like me! He looks like some sad lizard with a Koopa Shell! HAH... like something that repulsive would command the koopa troop!

[a sound of ROARING, followed by a 'hrmph']

...[a sudden pause]

Hey...where'd that girl go?

Gwa ha ha! Marluxia, as you can see, I erased Sora's memories. All it took was a wish, and now he doesn't remember a thing. Now he's just some confused, lost kid without a clue how things work.

And I've still got the girl... apparently she has powers over memories, huh? Might be fun to see if I can use her... maybe make me the rightful King of ( Read more... )

Muahahahahaha! Still no sign of any rescue, huh? And here I thought that Naminé girl had people who care about her... or at least people who wanna use her. Oh well, I might just have to give them a reason to come...

Maybe some fire, bombs, stuff like that'd make it fun...

Oh, and by the way...

( Cut for image )

ATTENTION...AGAIN!

Muahahaha, Marluxia, was it? I believe you were targeting a girl by the name of Naminé... well, I hate to break it to ya, but she's now in my custody! A perfect hostage, weak, shy, and incapable of using GUNS! Why yes, she's the typical damsel in distress!

To those who don't know, my current captive looks like this...


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Alright, it looks like I wasn't clear enough before. You see, I've got plenty of power... and frankly, I should let you all know that, sooner or later, I'll be the King of this place! The Koopa Troop shall soar to heights MUCH greater than what I had in the Mushroom Kingdom! Then we'll see about that "mutated turtle" nonsense ( Read more... )

First, the broad takes my Clown Car...then some girl gets... a magic wand that grants wishes?! What next? Mario and that... whatever his brother's name is show up? Oh, and why not throw in that YOSHI too, huh?! Hrmph...where's Kammy when you need her ( Read more... )

THAT BROAD!

GRAH... she was such a great hostage, yet she escaped with MY Koopa Clown car! Sure, I wished for a new one, but this is ridiculous! And HOW did she get that gun?! I may be invincible with the Star Rod, but her and her cheap distractions...

[sound of roaring]

And she TRIPPED me! She's got as much nerve as Mario... even Toadstool ( Read more... )