[there is static, followed by an image of Bowser, holding a Megaphone while being on top of what seems to be a very large ship. Taking a quick glance around, he grabs the megaphone and prepares to make a speech]

ATTENTION! This is Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I thought I'd let you know that this city's going up in SMOKE! That's right... Look up ( Read more... )

Huh? Now what's THIS?

...

Mouth wash, huh? Why would the Koopa King need something like that? Sure, my breath may be a bit bad after shooting fire all the time... that could be why Toadstool can't stand me.... but that's not gonna get in my way.

Then again, it's not as if it's poisonous.

[a sound of gulping as Bowser tries the mouth wash]When ( Read more... )