oh my oh dear oh my

[hallmarksong]

Oh my, this absolutely won't do. Just look at this horrible mess! This box is absolutely positively coated in dust and... and, well, I'm not sure what this black rock... is, but it certainly doesn't belong in the oven. Oh! Oh, but it makes a rather nice paperweight. All... all five of them. Well, at least they have friends

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[kol_shevik]

[RISES FROM THE FLOOR IN A HELLISH LIGHTS DISPLAY.]

[hallmarksong]

Oh, Berry? That's a wonderful name.

I'll be sure to take care of him very, very well!

[kol_shevik]

If that is what comrade is wanting. Russia bought thinking was food.

[hallmarksong]

Berry? Oh... Oh, I'm sorry, and here I went, carelessly naming him.

But I can't eat him if he has a name. Oh, I do hope you'll understand.

[kol_shevik]

Is fine, little comrade. Beria was a [something Russian not repeatable in pleasant company.] anyway.

[hallmarksong]

What's [something Russian-like not repeatable in pleasant company]?

[kol_shevik]

...Where has comrade learned to say that? Should probably not say that.

[hallmarksong]

Oh, you said it just now! I hope you haven't already forgotten. It's what you called Berry, remember?

[kol_shevik]

Beria was an excellent comrade and we are all very sad to hear of his mysterious disappearance.

[hallmarksong]

He disappeared? Oh, that's terrible! Maybe he's... he's lost!

[kol_shevik]

...Have found him. All of him. Is fine, and did not even need cleaning song after!

[hallmarksong]

... You know, I'm sensing someone here doesn't like songs.

[kol_shevik]

...Russia has many songs about glory of Motherland and success of Kolkohz and Spirit of Worker and Russia loves them very much!

[hallmarksong]

Come and roll your sleeves up~ ♪
So that we can pitch in~ ♪

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[kol_shevik]

Come and roll your sleeves up~ ♪
So that we can pitch in~ ♪

[kol_shevik]

...Red Choir is pretty good.