oh my oh dear oh my

[hallmarksong]

Oh my, this absolutely won't do. Just look at this horrible mess! This box is absolutely positively coated in dust and... and, well, I'm not sure what this black rock... is, but it certainly doesn't belong in the oven. Oh! Oh, but it makes a rather nice paperweight. All... all five of them. Well, at least they have friends

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[kol_shevik]

[RISES FROM THE FLOOR IN A HELLISH LIGHTS DISPLAY.]

[kol_shevik]

...Russia has lied and is definitely needing bathroom and will be needing insane singing child to leave.

[hallmarksong]

Merry little voices clear and strong~ ♫

Come on, sing along!

[kol_shevik]

Is needing bathroom immediately and will begin to undo belt right here if insane child does not move away quickly.

[hallmarksong]

You have such a wonderful voice! Oh, please, do sing with me!

[kol_shevik]

[Picks up Giselle

and moves her to other side of room.]

[hallmarksong]

Oh, my!

Thank you! I like the view here, too! It's certainly a new way of looking at things.

[kol_shevik]

...Is it?

[Wanders over to stand beside her and analyze the room.

Hmmmmmmm.]

[hallmarksong]

Isn't it beautiful?

Though a mite bit dusty. But that adds charm, wouldn't you say?

[kol_shevik]

Oh, Да. Is fine.

What is in oven?

[hallmarksong]

Oh, paperweights! I think they're very unique and... special! Would you like one?

Or five?

[kol_shevik]

[Russia takes one.

And hesitantly sniffs it.]

Да. Would be good weight for paper. Or projectile weapon.

[hallmarksong]

Oh, no, no, no. That's much too violent. I'm sure it's very useful for many things, though!

Like... holding down paper! And... holding down other rocks!

[Offers the other four scones.]

[kol_shevik]

[They disappear into the coat

never to be seen again.

Russia pulls out a...well it's probably a riceball filled with salmon in exchange.]

Does little comrade want this?

[hallmarksong]

That looks absolutely wonderful!

What shall we name him?

[kol_shevik]

...Is looking a bit like Beria. After the accident.