I work at a grocery store in the poor part of town, and every once in a while this sleazy fellow named John would come in and exploit our shitty computer system to the point where $100 worth of items would come to a total of ~$30. This worked because our system automatically doubles all coupons, even though it's not supposed to for about 95% of ( Read more... )

Bukowski says
He never once felt lonely in his entire life
But Bukowski got
More pussy than James Bond
and Ted Kennedy
In their entire lives

It seems to me that this dorm is overrun by liberal sentiment, so I decided that I needed to try to balance it out a little bit. It took me a little while to think about how I could do this, but then I had a vision. What is the greatest, fairest, richest, most beautiful news station in all the land? Why, Fox News of course. And who is Fox News' ( Read more... )