I think the Disc is better without guns. I think the Roundworld must have corrupted itself such a long time ago, it doesn't even notice. I'm happier without that power in my hands, and maybe all you Roundworlders would be too.

[Private to McCullen and Murphy]Mr McCullen, let me issue you a deepest apology for having killed you. It is... weak, I ( Read more... )

I'm fairly sure this flood is crueller than any kind of forced confession I could have got out of someone.

To put that beyond your control is absurd. Only wizards would think that an acceptable way of getting the truth.

Doctor, if you dare ask me a single question, I'm punching you.

And if anyone dare try the 'how does it feel to be forced to ( Read more... )

Question, Barge - specifically to the warden's who've had someone graduate: Do you actually know what they do after they leave? Because I'm starting to wonder what's stopping some inmates relapsing as soon as their warden isn't watching over their shoulder.

[Private to the Doctor]Doctor, how possible is it to get post delivered to Ankh-Morpork ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Security - Four can read, he just can't talk to you without getting angry.]

It's come to my attention well, I just checked my notes that you're probably quite short staffed right now? Due to deaths and other unfortunate incidents during the recent flood.

So, I thought you might want some help. Because I'm sure all of you who are ( Read more... )