28 Weeks Later is really stupid. Like a monument to stupidity.

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The Brain That Wouldn't Die is a very good MS3K episode. It's a horrible movie.

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Cat People is amazing. It's a classic for a reason.

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Despite the poster and box art, The Final is not an Asian film about a creepy little girl. It *is* a solid revenge flick that's based on a real life event.

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Kairo ("Pulse" in English) is an extremely depressing Japanese horror film. My Twitter review consists solely of "So depressing. So very depressing." Fun fact: The title is apparently Mandarin for 'the road back.'

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The Thing is a masterpiece of horror film. It's creepy, atmospheric, and awesome.

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Exit Humanity does the Civil War zombie thing much better than Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies.

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space is hilarious! And very 1980s.

It's basically what it says on the tin. Aliens from outer space terrorize a small town by wrapping everybody in cotton candy and then putting them inside their circus tent/spaceship. And then eating them. ( Spoiler )

Last House on the Left is so disturbing I had to turn it off a couple of times and my friend J just left because he couldn't handle it. And I don't mean he left the room; I mean he left my place and went to walk around the mall for a bit.

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Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies is an Asylum film. That should really tell you everything you need to know.

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