Next term, my department head wants me to teach Expository Writing (freshman English) as an online course. Two sections of it. I've never taught online before, so this is going to be really fun for me ( Read more... )

Halloween: Resurrection is the last Halloween film before Rob Zombie got involved. It is also a lying lie face that lies.

According to the back of the box, "Serial killer Michael Meyers is not finished with Laurie Strode. Now that Meyers has returned to their hometown of Haddenfield, their rivalry must end."

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Tales from the Hood is an African-American horror anthology from Rusty Cundieff.

The wrap around story is about three drug dealers who go to a funeral parlour to receive a stash of drugs. Whilst they're there, the funeral director Mr. Simms tells them about some of the people he is preparing to bury.

( First Story: Rouge Cop Revelation )

Skinned Deep is...well, it's something else. To say the least.

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Paranormal Activity 3 suffers from a weak story. And being absolute crap.

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is a fairly straightforward slasher film.

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Fido walks the fine line between horror and comedy really well.

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28 Weeks Later is really stupid. Like a monument to stupidity.

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The Brain That Wouldn't Die is a very good MS3K episode. It's a horrible movie.

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Cat People is amazing. It's a classic for a reason.

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