Now I know what you're all thinking.

"OMG!  What's a goddamn ballsy hero like
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Ballsy

You know, life is good.  I do what I want, I have great friends, and I have a wonderful time.  Most weekends are awesome, as are most weeks, but this last weekend in particular stands out as being one of the best weekends I've had in a long time.

In fact, I'm sruggling to write about and do the whole thing justice.  And why?  Here's why:

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Tonight I am going to see The Greatest Band Of All Time:


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Webster has a Sunny Smile

Isn't the weather just fantastic?  Isn't it just wonderful?  Don't days like this make you feel so happy to be alive?  Isn't it just the kind of day when you wish you were working from home so you could clear all of your work out of the way pronto so you can get out into this glorious sunshine?  Is it?  Hell yeah it is!

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Set the record straight

Despite what you may have gathered from the conflicting report from my wife, I am clearly the linguistically gifted one of our partnership.

I always like to let people play on their strengths. It's one of my several best qualities. Even when that strength is limited to phrases like "Uno taxi pour quarter, silver plate" I ( Read more... )

Things that recently rocked, but I didn't post about:

• Taking Suzi and Zoe to stay in a castle in Northumberland
• Visiting Mad Mick and his little family in Preston
• Overturning my age old rule of never, ever, playing online games again.  And rocking at them.
• Having lunch with AMJ
• Work

• 08.30 had a massive dump.  My that smells.
• 14.36 Have itchy bollocks.
• 19.38 Phew - work is finally over.  Time for some GTA IV multiplayer action. Rarr!
  

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I recently bought a Santa Fe Margarita Surprise machine.

I rushed home in a state of high excitement eager to make myself a nice cold margarita.  I opened the packaging, cleaned ( Read more... )

Tonight I'm taking the little lady to watch the Bueno Vista Social Club in Sheffield.

Due to a remarkable amount of bad planning I'm then driving down to Reading for a meeting first thing tomorrow morning.

Is it still illegal to sleep while you're driving?

Pink bike to the rescue!

"Pink bike!  PINK BIKE!"

I looked around in confusion.  Zoe was trying to attract my attention in true pirate fashion - by shouting at the top of her voice.  "Pink bike!  PINK BIKE!".

My paternal instincts, honed by two years of coping with a child, focussed in on what she was trying to tell me.  Cogs whirred in my sharp ( Read more... )