The road to hell...

So, it looks like it was 12 weeks (and then some) since I last updated my LJ.  In fact, during part of that time I even forgot this damn website existed.

Apologies for that, my friends.  And thanks for posting yesterday and reassuring me that some people remember LJ.  I have to admit that a lot of you on my friends list don't post ( Read more... )

Hey.

Anyone read this shit anymore?  Do me a favour and comment if you do.

And another thing... where's this flippin' baby?

He was due to put in an appearance yesterday and did he?  Well, did he?  Did he buggery!

It's worse than waiting for Christmas.

I didn't really expect to see much T & A during yesterday's leadership debate, but just a little would have been nice.  Even if it was just a glimpse.

Not from the PM hopefuls, I hasten to add!  But if any one of those politicians had promised a buxom young lady in a bikini for every tax paying man... they would have had my vote in an instant.  Hell ( Read more... )

It doesn't normally take long during "sober January" for me to want to cut loose, drink all the booze and generally raise hell.

After two, maybe three weeks is normal.  But after just one week?  This is not good!

Must... resist... temptation...

Must... stay... strong...

Nine inches of snow, cars blocked in by snow plough, school cancelled and my work laptop still at the office getting patched?  There's no way I could work today!

So what do you think I did, Shipmates?

You're darn tootin'!


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I went to the corporation forthe first time in AGES last night.

Why does the little room now flood with piss halfway through the evening? Is this to improve the atmosphere?

I'm off to Paris again tomorrow, just for a couple of days.

If I said life was hard, would you believe me?

My dear wife is looking a little bit fatter than she did 12 weeks ago.  Can anyone guess why?!

It's coming!  The bleed is coming!