Lisa and I were excited to go to a special MAC cosmetics event last night. She set it all up, so I didn't know anything about it - I thought it was one of the classes they have where they show upcoming new items and let you buy them before they are released at the stores and counter - the classes are $50 but they take $50 off products you buy, so ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that I cheated on Skeepants; ha ha. Anyway, lately I have been mad at Skeepants because he sleeps so much, I never see him, all he does is eat, and he's a pig. He kept kind of peeing on the corner of his little wooden house ($9.00) and there's really no way to wash wood (it's made of some kind of unfinished safe pressed ( Read more... )

Dirty Ink Show presents Borderland Erotica

Friday, Oct 28 and Saturday, Oct 29 at 8 pm

http://www.jonsimsctr.org/DirtyInk.html

The Jon Sims Center is located at 1519 Mission Street (between 11th Street and South Van Ness), South of Market, San Francisco, CA 94103

Honestly, I think hamsters are finally chic - I saw a Paul Frank tee shirt at Macy's yesterday that had cartoon hammies in their balls and the text said "rollin' with the homies".
Skeepants is happy to see his people positively portrayed in fashion.

Someone asked me what the hell is a "pinkmanju". Okay a manju is a Japanese small cake filled with either sweet white bean or red adzuki bean. Also called "mochigashi". They come in different colors and all taste a little different. My favorite is the pink.

I took this photo, below, last night. (Fujifilm digital camera and no adjustment to the photo other than cropping). I did the makeup, too. Very fun! (She is my youngest friend; She's only 21, which is (part of) why she's friggin' perfect. Not that older people can't be beautiful too. But applying makeup to her young skin is like writing with a Mont ( Read more... )

Kateadelle says to put your name +  "needs" into Google and pick 5 that come up. This is way fun; it's like MadLibs. I remember playing MadLibs on the way to a field trip in grade school with this kid named Timmy Burton.  I said, "noun" and he said, "scrotum" and we went hysterical and got yelled at by our teacher Sister Lupe (who was actually ( Read more... )

I borrowed a pal's digital camera to take photos of our apartment, but of course, the most fun thing to do with a digital camera is to take pictures of my hamster! Most of the pictures I took of him just look like a ball of blurry peach-colored fluff, because Skeepants is like some supermodel on cocaine who cannot just Sit Still And Look Cute, but ( Read more... )

( click to see cute tufts that looks like puffy ski pants )

When people get hamsters, they begin to wear ridiculous smiles like mine.

( Click to see Skeepants magnified! )