This is my Scripture homework.  Me, Laura (poshers) and Michelle had to write a modern version of the David vs. Goliath story.  So without further ado, I give you...

THE BOOK

of

DAVIS, CAHILL, and IORIZZO

From the land of Brooklyn, there came a man named Jerome, son of Jamal, brother of Justin, who worked at the Nathan's in Bay Ridge.  He ( Read more... )

Man, being sick sucks. It really really sucks.

(ASIDE:)Ya see, last night I went to the Bridge-Way Diner (one of my favorite local restaurants), and had my usual--an OBPD (a cheeseburger) and a cup of chicken noodle soup.  It's good stuff, no matter how sick I get afterwards.(end ASIDE)

Somehow, it seems that I'm not able to finish my delightful ( Read more... )

O GLORIOUS DAY

from the Ska is Dead Tour website:

11.17.04
You asked for it and you won't be disappointed ( Read more... )

And how is everybody doing on this lovely evening?  Me too.  Oh really?  NO WAY!

So here's what's happened currently, in a nutshell...

FIRST WEEK OF NOVEMBER: Sooo....Half of the country supports a bigot?  Nice...Fuck you, America.  I never wanna hear that goddamned Lee Greenwood song ever a-fucking-gain.

SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER: Lesseee....Gym's ( Read more... )

ELECTION 2004
George W. Bush vs. John Kerry
(with a side dish of Ralph Nader)

**raises shotglass**

Well, here's to hoping that the next four years won't be a clusterfuck of lies, bigotry, and a big ol' pointless war like the last four!

Yes, I support John Kerry.  How ever did you know?


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Wow. Did you ever wake up in the morning and was automatically in a joyous mood? That was me this morning ( Read more... )

I WILL GET EVERYONE ON MY BUDDY LIST! YOU JUST WAIT! I WILL ( Read more... )

Hello everyone. Now I realize that by now, you're thinking to yourself "Wow. I must have the Mike Davis. He hates LiveJournals." Well, I figured "Why the hell not? I get to post random bullshit whenever the hell I want! And it's the new craze sweeping the nation ( Read more... )