Nov 13, 2004 19:43
And how is everybody doing on this lovely evening? Me too. Oh really? NO WAY!
So here's what's happened currently, in a nutshell...
FIRST WEEK OF NOVEMBER: Sooo....Half of the country supports a
bigot? Nice...Fuck you, America. I never wanna hear that
goddamned Lee Greenwood song ever a-fucking-gain.
SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER: Lesseee....Gym's pretty cool, but basketball
sucks more than you. Santoro's class is hard as ever, and "The
Scarlet Letter" is going to suck even more than basketball.
Fun! Go and see "The Incredibles." ESPECIALLY if you like
comics. ESPECIALLY x2 if you like comics and think Jason Lee's
the coolest guy alive.
And now, I officially announce:
LAST MAN STANDING
Round One
Mary L.
McGuane
vs.
Manal Miller
SCRIPTURE
FRENCH (II)
Place your motherfucking bets...
Basically, LMS is the hottest new craze sweeping the nation! I'll
be posting every so often actual fights between teachers. Should
be good. So, by next week, I should be posting the first
one. Who will win?! Will it be everybody's favorite bastard
child of a hippie and a frog who listens to Bob Marley? Aller
will it be the everhating Pharaoh France with her bullshit excuse for
teaching?
>MD