Christ on a cracker! I started a LiverJournal!

Oct 19, 2004 18:25

Hello everyone. Now I realize that by now, you're thinking to yourself "Wow. I must have the Mike Davis. He hates LiveJournals." Well, I figured "Why the hell not? I get to post random bullshit whenever the hell I want! And it's the new craze sweeping the nation!"

So some quick things before this gets started:

1) I'll never post any bullshit about "Boohoo! I hate this place! I wanna get out of this shithole!" If you see that, I'm not the one writing it. Either that, or I'm in like India or something."
2) I will never ever ever ever ever post anything whining like "BOOHOO! I'VE BEEN DUMPED!" Not that I'll have to worry about anything like that ever happening...
3) I will post what I want, when I want to. Tough luck if you don't like that.

So please keep your hands inside the LiverJournal at all times, and do not exit until it has come to a complete stop. Enjoy the ride.
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