unsent letters: the first thursday edition

[phinnia]

Dear gay cliche behind the counter at the queer little coffee shop,

Shocking as it may seem to you, I do not actually need a babysitter to "take me" places. If I had such a person, they would be with me, which they were not.

Your latte wasn't that great either. I do not like my vanilla coffee latte to have overtones of TEA.

<3

Comments

[tallin]

Awesome. That's Dick's or something, unless you spent it.

[phinnia]

no, i found it after i got home. so. <3

[tallin]

Heh-limited mobility, limited vision, etc. It's always amusing when phinnia and I go out anywhere. The amount of concentrated cripple causes people's heads to implode. My actual theory is that some people are susceptible to fields generated by adaptive devices that cause brain function to temporarily slow. I have no way of empirically testing this, however.

[phinnia]

*laugh* thank you!
i figure i at least get a good story out of it, and if that makes people laugh, then it mitigates it a little. <3

[miintikwa]

Stupid fucking bus drivers piss me off. I wish you had a cane to whack her with.

[rusted_halo]

I read this on my phone during a particularly low moment at work today and when I walked back inside from my break I had an actual smile on my face! I laughed so hard at this - thank you for brightening my day =)

[phinnia]

yay! i'm glad. i figure i can at least make it into a good story.