unsent letters: the first thursday edition

[phinnia]

Dear gay cliche behind the counter at the queer little coffee shop,

Shocking as it may seem to you, I do not actually need a babysitter to "take me" places. If I had such a person, they would be with me, which they were not.

Your latte wasn't that great either. I do not like my vanilla coffee latte to have overtones of TEA.

<3

Comments

[awils1]

Grr. Nobody is allowed to frustrate my girl from now on!

[daisylily]

God forbid people do their job properly :/

You need a nice sharp pointy stick to prod people like the bus driver (or you could put spikes on your chariot's wheelchair's wheels...)