HELLO DAVID!!! I LOVE YOUR PENIS!!

JAZ .. I would update for ya, but I have nothing to say except I've been working and I'm a slut.

Oh, and my pussy isn't sideways. But my balls have ingrown hairs that really bother me.

I haven't updated in so long! I don't even want to update right now. Lots has happened, but I really don't feel like doing anything right now. Except for watch "Shrek 2." I'll update... eventually.

woot, hoLLer ( Read more... )

I would just like to say that I'm so happy to be in love. It's one of the greatest things in the world. Being with someone that loves you as much as you love them is so wonderful! I will never regret the things that Matt & I have said or done... But I WILL regret the fact that all that time was wasted on absolutely NOTHING! I love him, and I know ( Read more... )

...but I'll update as soon as all this hurricane shit is settled down.

For now....

You Know You're From Key West When...

You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than United States Flags ( Read more... )

I haven't talked to Fletcher in the LONGEST time! He's so funny.. Check it out!
[Oh, and in case you're gonna be wondering, we were talking about Tropical Storm Bonnie and Hurricane Charley.]

kute lil chickie: omg one of my nostrils is all stuffed up ( Read more... )

The rain falls on your days ( Read more... )

Real quick.. Since I LOVEEEEEE Crank Yankers, I decided to take this quiz...


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So, I'm back with Matthew.. We'll see how things go this time. I'm sure everything will be fine though. I really don't even know what to say about all of it. I love him, that's about it... Regardless of what people say or think... it doesn't even matter to me anymore.

...anywayOH MY GOD!! Some guy kept looking at me at work today. It was kinda ( Read more... )

type your username [phil_ate_me] with your...

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tongue: phil_ate_me
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eyes closed: phil_ate_meOh boy... That was harder than passing my Trig. class. NO REALLY, IT WAS! I can't even see my damn name in a few of those! That took ( Read more... )