ahahhaahahhaha fletch <3

[phil_ate_me]

I haven't talked to Fletcher in the LONGEST time! He's so funny.. Check it out!
[Oh, and in case you're gonna be wondering, we were talking about Tropical Storm Bonnie and Hurricane Charley.]

kute lil chickie: omg one of my nostrils is all stuffed up
kute lil chickie: oh shit i almost said one of my noses
her merchant elf: it's the hurricanes fault
her merchant elf: lmao
her merchant elf: blame everything on the hurricane
kute lil chickie: yeah for real
her merchant elf: i have a hangnail: hurricane
kute lil chickie: LMAO
kute lil chickie: i got diarrhea
kute lil chickie: fuckin' hurricane!
her merchant elf: car accident?
her merchant elf: hurricane!
kute lil chickie: oh hell yes
kute lil chickie: that's a common one tonight i'm sure
her merchant elf: oh yes
kute lil chickie: all the stolen tvs and dvd players in your apartment?
kute lil chickie: HURRICANE FOR SURE
her merchant elf: quite
her merchant elf: cheating on your significant other?
kute lil chickie: no doubt in my mind about that one
kute lil chickie: LMFAO
kute lil chickie: HAHAHAHHAHAH
her merchant elf: the hurricane made me do it
kute lil chickie: LMAO
kute lil chickie: "charley said .. if you don't fuck with this other chick.. you're gonna DIE!"
her merchant elf: he did!
kute lil chickie: i know he did!
kute lil chickie: he's manipulative like that
her merchant elf: that he is
her merchant elf: murder?
her merchant elf: hurricane
kute lil chickie: you can even BLAME it on charley
her merchant elf: yes
kute lil chickie: you can be like "well duh, look at the gunshot to his head, charley OBVIOUSLY did it"
her merchant elf: that you can directly say he did
her merchant elf: without a doubt
kute lil chickie: stop making me laugh lol
kute lil chickie: i wonder if they'd make the banks down here shelters
her merchant elf: that's not on the agenda
kute lil chickie: i'd feel so very safe in that big metal safe
her merchant elf: with all the money>
her merchant elf: ?
her merchant elf: quite safe
her merchant elf: charley should have been named clyde
kute lil chickie: LMFAO
her merchant elf: bonnie and clyde
kute lil chickie: that woulda been awesome
her merchant elf: terrorizing florida
kute lil chickie: that's why all the money in the bank is missing
her merchant elf: you know it
kute lil chickie: and why that guy got shot
her merchant elf: exactly
kute lil chickie: and why all the electronic stuff is missing
kute lil chickie: it's like, a modern-day bonnie & clyde
her merchant elf: but no!
her merchant elf: they had to name it charley
kute lil chickie: lmao
kute lil chickie: well, maybe clyde retired
her merchant elf: who even uses that spelling of the word?
kute lil chickie: retired clyde!
kute lil chickie: yeah for real
her merchant elf: it's charlie
her merchant elf: everyone knows that
kute lil chickie: i'm surprised it's not charlee
her merchant elf: lol
kute lil chickie: or charleigh, to get fancy-shmancy
her merchant elf: wouldn't surprise me if they did
kute lil chickie: lmao

That had me laughing.

But yeah, I'm gonna get hit by Charley! Bastard... I guess I'll have to update on that when I get back online.