Concrit post!

Please keep it constructive.
Anon should be enabled, comments are screened, and I finally figured out how to disable IP logging, so we're coooool.

*salute*

[See that girl?

Watch that scene!

Vertizens old and infantile, hairy and hairless, scaled and fanged, let your ears bleed to the sound of a sloshed young woman caterwauling Dancing Queen on the network. As she also happens to be dancing through most of the non-fogged areas of Vertiline, and her voice carries, you may not be able to escape it ( Read more... )

[click clatter]

--AT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

A vegetable? Really? A freaking vegetable hut?

Swear to god I'm gonna kill you bitches! All of you!

[A scream and a heavy clanging noise that might be her boot connecting with the comm.

Click.]

[Greetings, failboat. This hammered Lilith brought to you by Sergei's Bar & Grille ( Read more... )

[The feed cuts in on her wicked giggling and Cheshire's grin. She's just had a terrible or brilliant idea.]

Guys.

Guys!

The day after tomorrow.

DEMOLITION DERBY!

Am I right!?

Mordecai, Roland, you don't got a choice.

At least this time I know better than to look stuff up.

I never want to see skag porn again in my life.

[The video flicks on, and there she... no, HE is. A very feminine, very red-haired man is stroking his lips and eyes and jaw and peering into the camera. Is he admiring himself? Oh yes he is.

Lilith isn't so sure that this is a bad thing, as long as it isn't permanent. His hand disappears off-camera to grab his own crotch.]Oh, sweet deal ( Read more... )

Girls.

We are going shopping. The selection just got a whoooole lot bigger and badder.

You know you wanna come with.

[Soft breathing-- what, did you expect her to snore --goes uninterrupted for the first five seconds of the transmission. An odd little noise not unlike a squirt of water erupting from an unseen locale breaks the easy rhythm, and so Lilith does snort, waking to the reality of the communicator, and its lovely warning shot.]

Ghmmnnnng... Son of a ( Read more... )

( hay character survey hayyyy )