[18] [Audio; English] YES YES YES

[phasebitchin]

Girls.

We are going shopping. The selection just got a whoooole lot bigger and badder.

You know you wanna come with.

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[iwitnessdamsel]

You are singing my song.

[phasebitchin]

Yes, I knew any gal in her right mind would come around.

This shit would cost, like, a trillion bucks.

[Lilith is molesting fabric.]

[iwitnessdamsel]

I guess it's just time to admit even I have a price.

Where are you and these disgustingly expensive things?

[phasebitchin]

Oh my god, it's totally perfect for my size...-- Bazaar! Bazaar. Come on over. Chop chop.

[brynkitten]

[Fuckin' ping. Bryn is totally paying attention to Lilith.]

When and where, I'm totally there.

[phasebitchin]

Bazaar. Get your butt over here, missy.

Stat.

[brynkitten]

[It's a minute, maybe two maximum before Bryn shows up. God, she loves being on a deck that's more in the middle of things than down on deck twelve.

And then she sees it all.

Dresses. Finery. Accessories and lovely things that Bryn hasn't seen since...since well, the last formal event nearly two years ago. Her eyes widen in absolute delight.]

Oh my god.

[phasebitchin]

I know, right? This gig is gonna be outrageous, what with some of the freakshows on the rack.

[Lilith flutters her eyelashes, faux-demure.]

So I say, let's get freaky.

[fistsofmagic]

[Ping! Shopping. Torin likes shopping.

Added with this strange card....]

I'm in. I assume you mean the bazaar?

[phasebitchin]

Heeeell yes, woman. Why are you not here yet?

[fistsofmagic]

Perhaps because I don't know who I'm looking for, yet.

[Her tone is coy, a bit teasing. Lilith can hear footsteps if she stops to listen, though.]

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith is too busy hee hee hee-ing over herself in the mirror. She turns this way, that way, giggles smugly over her butt in the mirror, and generally can't be assed to pay attention to her surroundings.]

Mmhmm, yeah, take your time then. More for meeee~

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[kazeyotsutaete]

Eh, shopping?

But isn't everything here free?

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[phasebitchin]

Sshhhhhh ssssh sssh!

You're missing the point, babe.

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[kazeyotsutaete]

[... babe? That's even weirder than Sweetheart and Suga'.]

Oh um... what is the point then, ma'am?

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[phasebitchin]

[Oh, Lilith does those, too. In varying stages of mockery.]

To get fancy! I dunno about you, but I like to show off every once in a while.

[... try most of the time]

I knooow it's, like, prehistoric, but... if you got it, flaunt it.

[idkmybffsean]

And what if I want to come shopping? Sexist, I tell ya.

[phasebitchin]

You want to try on the pretty dresses? I won't stop you.

[There's another section devoted to men's wear and... various oddities like the armor, but she thinks Joe can discover it for himself.]

[idkmybffsean]

Never said anything 'bout that lass.

[He's already in the area, sussing things out from a distance.]

[phasebitchin]

Shame, for all I know you could work the strapless puffballs.

Takes a secure guy to march into a shindig wearing ladies' clothes.