i want a fuckin cheeseburger

nightmares. yay

so i was just downstairs getting a glass of milk and i saw something move out of the corner of my eye. i turn my head just in time to see a fuckin RAT run across my kitchen floor. how the fuck it got in i have no idea, but its leaving DEAD. DEAD!!!!! i set the two traps i do have with a peice of cheeze on each, but somehow i doubt those will ( Read more... )

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My girlfriend (Anna, the best woman in the world) could be really evil and post that I like poop, but she's a good girl and is going to log me out of her computer that i left myself logged in to. teeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Happy one year, Anna Leigh Hansen. You've given me more than I could have ever hoped for, and for that you have my unconditional love.

i always automatically assumed everyone else on the road was a total moron cause of the stupid shit they do. now i think theyre mornic suicidal asshats with more thumbs than iq points looking for a severe beatdown in the middle of an intersection.

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