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drabbles: this is a sacred, ass-free zone | american idol, popslash | adult

Aug 23, 2009 15:24

this is a sacred, ass-free zone
a series of unrelated drabbles that i was surprisingly sober while writing

Notes: I took drabble requests a few days ago. I've written about half of them; basically, the ones I had immediate ideas for. I will continue to work on the others, but I really need to start my fic for aificathon, so it might be a while before the ( Read more... )

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emylina August 23 2009, 21:30:57 UTC

Love these! I'm trying to decide which one is my favorite but it's so difficult because they are all very different.

The pickles one is hilarious. I absolutely thought that Kris would promise some very kinky sex and then it turns out to be shopping... it's just amazing =)

The one with the photo is also great. And hot! I loved this line:

And it's not some weird Katy Rule, either, because she doesn't care what they do as long as Kris doesn't care what she does (they discovered a long time ago that Don't Ask Don't Tell turns out to be a great policy when it involves long-distances relationships, especially when no valuable Arabic linguists are being fired in the process).

PROJECT RUNWAY! Sorry I'm just so excited that it's back. (What did you think about the first ep?)
Kris is being stupid, Tim Gunn is the greatest ever! xD

And your Brad is awesome, as always.

He's actually kind of pretentious and full of his own unique snowflakiness and the importance of his art, but at least he knows it and he never pretends otherwise.That's ( ... )

phaballa August 23 2009, 21:46:04 UTC

Ahhh! Thank you!! I just watched Project Runway like 2 hours ago and I LOVED IT. So many interesting people this year. I think it's going to be good. I am unspoiled, too, even though I know it was filmed a long time ago. EEEE!

Brad is *totally* pretentious. But at least he's not one of those people who are so unimpressed by everything. I hate those people!

One of my friends has an icon that says, "You should be taken out back and shot in the face by Dick Cheney" and that is like... the funniest thing I can think of. It's funny EVERY TIME I read it.

emylina August 23 2009, 22:41:55 UTC

I think this season of Project Runway will be very good. I'm also unspoiled so I look forward to everything, I hope I can keep it that way. I thought the judges decision in the first ep was good, the person that went home deserved to go. Sorry, I'm being very vague, but I don't want to spoil anyone who hasn't seen it yet ( ... )

phaballa August 23 2009, 22:50:36 UTC

I didn't watch the models thing yet. I need to download that and the all-star challenge still. But yeah, I agree with your assessment of the first episode and who went home.

I can totally think Dick Cheney is funny now that he's not running my country anymore. thank god!

wutendeskind August 23 2009, 22:07:22 UTC

"Oh, me neither," Kris says, looking dreamy and far away. "But Seal is so cool, man. Now meeting him would be totally life changing."
YES. I love this. It's so cute. Thank

And an outtake from Letters From Prague! &hearts &hearts Now I want to re-read it. Like, a lot. I don't have classes on Monday. Maybe that's what I'll spend my day doing tomorrow. It's not like I have anything productive I could be doing...

phaballa August 23 2009, 22:37:34 UTC

LOL. Hey, reading like 20,000 words of mpreg is totally productive. I think the prequel is like at least 10,000 words, too. That's SO much lambs.

madame_d August 23 2009, 22:47:32 UTC

I think," Justin says, smiling wide, "it's gonna be amazing."

DAMN you for making me cry *sniffle* and for making Justin into the squooshiest, fluffiest woobie ever. Loathe. *sniff* ♥

But until Natalie Portman offers to be his baby mama, Nick is sticking to the no babies plan. It's in the best interests of the entire world, really. Maybe the future of the human race, even.

Bwahaha! How mature of him.

Brian looks up at the silence and rolls his eyes. "I'm joking, oh my God. We haven't been singing a song about date rape for ten years."

Oh Nicky!!! Brian should've totally known better. *giggles madly*

AJ beams. "Exactly."

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

phaballa August 23 2009, 22:52:30 UTC

I was pretty proud of the BSB one! I mean, DOOMED. Because it's about the apocalypse, get it? GET IT?? *facepalm* ANYWAY.

prysmicdork August 23 2009, 22:57:21 UTC

I'm sorry, but that pickle-fic is *obviously* demanding an MPREG sequel. Adam gets knocked up and forces Kris to wear $500 jeans for 9 months! Epic! (And then Kris accidentally gets used to them, and starts to freak out that he's gone Hollywood and oh, there's this baby too).

Obviously not done reading yet, but yay, these are awesome!

phaballa August 23 2009, 23:09:53 UTC

Ahaha omg. That would be so amazing. Like, okay, there's this magic mpreg baby, but the important thing is that OMG KRIS HAS GONE HOLLYWOOD. I love it.

redkislington October 23 2010, 05:40:17 UTC

YES. VERY MUCH YES. Pickle sequel would be love. <3

sprat August 23 2009, 23:53:29 UTC

These are all fantastic, but your Brad makes my LIFE. <3

phaballa August 24 2009, 00:00:14 UTC

Brad makes MY life, so I figure... :P