the big 3-oh!!

[phaballa]

It's the day before my birthday, which means it is LANCEFACE's birthday!!! Usually I would offer Lance ficlets, but since I am still working on Time Stamps and the JuC Wedding Fic o' Doom and also reading pensnest's bittybang, I think I have enough on my plate. Like Harry Potter. Life is hard, you guys. So hard

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[zelda_zee]

What an awesome picspam! Thanks for this! :D

[phaballa]

Lance is worth an hour of my worktime :P

[musicboxgirl]

Yay Lanceface! And you! And yes, Justin and Lance just need to hurry up and have angry, bitchy sex and get the fuck over it, y'all. Yeah, I went there. I would donate $20 to the cause.

[phaballa]

I would donate $20 if they taped it...

[musicboxgirl]

I was kind of assuming that if I donated to the cause I could be watching from the front row. . .

[phaballa]

Oooh peep show! We'd probably have to fight Lance's assistant for it, though.

[proudhebrew]

This is wonderful. So much Lance! And ~conspiracies~.

I have my very own similar/add-on theories to go with these pictures and those other guys who I used to not lovehate.

JC/Lance - Lance is the reason JC refuses to think about an *NSYNC reunion. Nobody wants to face their happily out, happily slutty, happily happy ex-boyfriend on a regular basis, right? Nope. JC is drowning his sorrows in sparkles and manly looking women, while convincing himself of his straightness by using words and phrases such as "mami" and "I like women."

Justin/Lance - Bitch fight started logically enough. Lance was feeling ignored, came out, stole Justin's thunder, made Justin talk about him on national television and radio for a year, etc. But now Justin is just jealous that Lance has an assortment of hot men to pick from at any given time. Bitch fight will continue until Justin gives in and demands hot wild marathon sex with Lance. (In front of a well-placed camera, of course.)

It all seems perfectly logical to me.

[phaballa]

Ahaha omg. YESYESYES. I approve your theories! Especially the JC one. I mean, the Justin one is less of a theory and more scientific fact, so.

OMG JC's manly ladies. I love it. Llama and I have a theory that JC makes them wear bags over their heads. And when they get offended, he's like, "But it's a recycled bag! It used to be plastic bottles! So you're, like, totally saving the environment, mami." What they don't know is that JC has had Lance's face embossed on his head-bags.

Okay, now I am just getting creepy :P

[proudhebrew]

The Justin one is a fact, you are right. It's so incredibly obvious. The best part about their bitch fight is that you can tell Justin is all "...but I love him." Because you know how Lance was all "I've told everyone but Justin" in his coming out interview? Justin went on Leno soon after that (and I recently watched this segment again, randomly) and was all "Lance called me! TOTALLY!" We may never know the bitchy truth...

And lmaoooo. I believe it. I'm pretty sure he has to have them sign nondisclosure agreements when he accidentally shouts Lance's name out.

[phaballa]

Oh, JC is such an anal asshole, I bet he has everyone he sleeps with sign a nondisclosure regardless. But that's another very good reason :P

I know, Justin TOTALLY LIED on Leno! He totally wanted to make it seem like he and Lance were BFF. So random. I always wondered about that lie. I kind of think he started telling it because he realized no one cared that Lance was gay and so it wouldn't hurt his album sales to be associated with the gay. Not that I think Justin is a bad person but... he knows his bottom line.

[wutendeskind]

This is such a happy making picspam!

they just need to fuck and get it out of their systems
I would donate $20 to that cause!

There's a picture from the same vacation where he's with the model guy on the beach and he has his thigh thrown over Lance's? I'm sure you've seen it, but there was this casual intimacy to it and I was like, "Oh my god, guys, Lance is really out" and I'm pretty sure my roommates thought I was completely crazy, because he's been out for years, but it was just so much more "out" than when he was having his v. public relationship with Reichen even. It made me really happy!

I can't believe Lance is 30! Thanks for the picspam!

[phaballa]

I totally thought about including that picture. There is something really hot about it. I mean, they're not doing anything I wouldn't do if I was drunk with MY friends, but somehow when it's two hot guys who are wearing very little clothing... nghh. I love that picture. YES. And I know what you mean! Lance is usually very cautious about touching guys in public in anything more than a friendly manner. So. YES.

[not_sally]

It's the 5th down here already so Happy bday!!

[phaballa]

Thanks!! I still have an hour left here of being 28 :P