It's the day before my birthday, which means it is LANCEFACE's birthday!!! Usually I would offer Lance ficlets, but since I am still working on Time Stamps and the JuC Wedding Fic o' Doom and also reading
pensnest's bittybang, I think I have enough on my plate. Like Harry Potter. Life is hard, you guys. So hard
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I have my very own similar/add-on theories to go with these pictures and those other guys who I used to not lovehate.
JC/Lance - Lance is the reason JC refuses to think about an *NSYNC reunion. Nobody wants to face their happily out, happily slutty, happily happy ex-boyfriend on a regular basis, right? Nope. JC is drowning his sorrows in sparkles and manly looking women, while convincing himself of his straightness by using words and phrases such as "mami" and "I like women."
Justin/Lance - Bitch fight started logically enough. Lance was feeling ignored, came out, stole Justin's thunder, made Justin talk about him on national television and radio for a year, etc. But now Justin is just jealous that Lance has an assortment of hot men to pick from at any given time. Bitch fight will continue until Justin gives in and demands hot wild marathon sex with Lance. (In front of a well-placed camera, of course.)
It all seems perfectly logical to me.
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OMG JC's manly ladies. I love it. Llama and I have a theory that JC makes them wear bags over their heads. And when they get offended, he's like, "But it's a recycled bag! It used to be plastic bottles! So you're, like, totally saving the environment, mami." What they don't know is that JC has had Lance's face embossed on his head-bags.
Okay, now I am just getting creepy :P
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And lmaoooo. I believe it. I'm pretty sure he has to have them sign nondisclosure agreements when he accidentally shouts Lance's name out.
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I know, Justin TOTALLY LIED on Leno! He totally wanted to make it seem like he and Lance were BFF. So random. I always wondered about that lie. I kind of think he started telling it because he realized no one cared that Lance was gay and so it wouldn't hurt his album sales to be associated with the gay. Not that I think Justin is a bad person but... he knows his bottom line.
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they just need to fuck and get it out of their systems
I would donate $20 to that cause!
There's a picture from the same vacation where he's with the model guy on the beach and he has his thigh thrown over Lance's? I'm sure you've seen it, but there was this casual intimacy to it and I was like, "Oh my god, guys, Lance is really out" and I'm pretty sure my roommates thought I was completely crazy, because he's been out for years, but it was just so much more "out" than when he was having his v. public relationship with Reichen even. It made me really happy!
I can't believe Lance is 30! Thanks for the picspam!
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