the big 3-oh!!
It's the day before my birthday, which means it is LANCEFACE's birthday!!! Usually I would offer Lance ficlets, but since I am still working on Time Stamps and the JuC Wedding Fic o' Doom and also reading pensnest's bittybang, I think I have enough on my plate. Like Harry Potter. Life is hard, you guys. So hard.
ANYWAY. Instead, I think a picspam is in order. *hearts* Lancface is my favorite, you know. No, really. He is! My iPod is names Lanceface. (Oh, you wish I were joking.)
Gratuitous porno shot. I would SO watch that porno. Also, sidenote: people in my office need to stop saying, "Are we having fun yet?" IT IS NOT CUTE. Or funny! It is the anti-Lance. It reminds me of Party Down, which is a great show, but the look on the guy's face whenever anyone asks him to say that? That is how that phrase makes me feel. Ahem. Anyway.
LOL. Yeah Lancers, you're so straight. You totally wanna do that girl from behind, Juju style.
Inappropriate use of company funds! JC would not approve. (He prefers the real thing, anyway.)
JC and Lance go on a date. NO FOR REAL. Okay. Okay fine! They never dated. But Lance wanted to, I'm pretty sure. And JC liked the attention. And Chris just rolled his eyes and bitched loudly about both of them and called JC 'Princess.' In my head.
Possibly my favorite picture of Lance. With his old nose and everything. *pets*
And somehow he looked less gay in this fashion show than JC did.
I always wonder how Lance went from this freaky looking kid to such a hottie. You know what I do think he should bring back, though? Jean Jewels. Now THAT would be sexy.
Lance loves vodka. A not very well-kept secret. I'm pretty sure it's because vodka is only like 40 calories a shot, and Lance needs to keep his figure.
*sniffs* I think this was the last time Lance and Justin were pictured together. I am so sick of their bitch fight. As musicboxgirl says, they just need to fuck and get it out of their systems. I would donate $5 to that cause.
Lance likes having things between his legs. Yeah, yeah, too easy. Still, he looks pretty pleased.
So, Lance totally hooked up with that guy, right? Christ. It must be nice to be hot and rich and like, meet models or whatever on vacation to hook up with.
So Lance totally hooked up with that guy, right? Lance and AJ. Who are both apparently still under the delusion that bull horns are in. Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.
Yeah, but what is UP with Joey's hair... I am so distracted.
I take it back, they were totally boyfriends.
And that will be all because I have to go do, like, a work-thing now. EEP.
ANYWAY. Instead, I think a picspam is in order. *hearts* Lancface is my favorite, you know. No, really. He is! My iPod is names Lanceface. (Oh, you wish I were joking.)
Gratuitous porno shot. I would SO watch that porno. Also, sidenote: people in my office need to stop saying, "Are we having fun yet?" IT IS NOT CUTE. Or funny! It is the anti-Lance. It reminds me of Party Down, which is a great show, but the look on the guy's face whenever anyone asks him to say that? That is how that phrase makes me feel. Ahem. Anyway.
LOL. Yeah Lancers, you're so straight. You totally wanna do that girl from behind, Juju style.
Inappropriate use of company funds! JC would not approve. (He prefers the real thing, anyway.)
JC and Lance go on a date. NO FOR REAL. Okay. Okay fine! They never dated. But Lance wanted to, I'm pretty sure. And JC liked the attention. And Chris just rolled his eyes and bitched loudly about both of them and called JC 'Princess.' In my head.
Possibly my favorite picture of Lance. With his old nose and everything. *pets*
And somehow he looked less gay in this fashion show than JC did.
I always wonder how Lance went from this freaky looking kid to such a hottie. You know what I do think he should bring back, though? Jean Jewels. Now THAT would be sexy.
Lance loves vodka. A not very well-kept secret. I'm pretty sure it's because vodka is only like 40 calories a shot, and Lance needs to keep his figure.
*sniffs* I think this was the last time Lance and Justin were pictured together. I am so sick of their bitch fight. As musicboxgirl says, they just need to fuck and get it out of their systems. I would donate $5 to that cause.
Lance likes having things between his legs. Yeah, yeah, too easy. Still, he looks pretty pleased.
So, Lance totally hooked up with that guy, right? Christ. It must be nice to be hot and rich and like, meet models or whatever on vacation to hook up with.
So Lance totally hooked up with that guy, right? Lance and AJ. Who are both apparently still under the delusion that bull horns are in. Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.
Yeah, but what is UP with Joey's hair... I am so distracted.
I take it back, they were totally boyfriends.
And that will be all because I have to go do, like, a work-thing now. EEP.