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[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[ihu_all]

What are you going to make?

[petit_shinigami]

PIES. CAKES. CUPCAKES. COOKIES. TARTS. CREME BRULEE. PASTRIES.

Why.

[ihu_all]

When? Tonight?

[petit_shinigami]

Well his birthday is tomorrow. So I'll be baking all night, yes.

[oopsdeadclan]

I'll check my schedule.

[petit_shinigami]

Mello forced me to invite you.

[devilsball]

Be nice.

[petit_shinigami]

Would I ever be mean?

[collaredstray]

Okay.

[nicotine_patch]

Yes?

[collaredstray]

What?

[nicotine_patch]

Yes, we should go? There are girls.

[visionful]

Why thank you for the lovely commentary.

[petit_shinigami]

I try to make everyone feel welcome and special.

Are you Alice-san?

[visionful]

It is very much appreciated.

Why yes~! Yes I am!

[petit_shinigami]

You're a vampire?

[anotherangryred]

My gift is going to be far better than yours. And you're not allowed to throw it out because it'll probably die.

Also. I'm not sure you even get to see it yet. I might get Matt something else and give him his real present later. I haven't decided yet.

[nicotine_patch]

Are you getting him a fucking pony or something?

[anotherangryred]

Wayyyyy better than that.

[nicotine_patch]

A pony? I wouldn't, Mello's last post revealed some horrific secrets about that sorta thing.