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[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[anotherangryred]

My gift is going to be far better than yours. And you're not allowed to throw it out because it'll probably die.

Also. I'm not sure you even get to see it yet. I might get Matt something else and give him his real present later. I haven't decided yet.

[nicotine_patch]

Are you getting him a fucking pony or something?

[anotherangryred]

Wayyyyy better than that.

[nicotine_patch]

A pony? I wouldn't, Mello's last post revealed some horrific secrets about that sorta thing.

[anotherangryred]

I...don't want to know. At any rate, not a pony. They wouldn't have room in their apartment for something that size.

[nicotine_patch]

Are you kidding? That place is HUGE!!

[anotherangryred]

Well. Ponies can't live in apartments. And that's not what I got him anyway.

[nicotine_patch]

So what is it?

Oh, I'm Badou, by the way. We.. kinda met once.

[anotherangryred]

Can't tell you. Rukia might see.

Oh, yes. You're the one who was keysmashing in an attempt at language, right? You've got some lovely hair. I'm Renji.

[nicotine_patch]

Oh, right. Don't want her to chuck whatever the poor thing is in the bin.

Ahah. Hah. Yeah, that was me. I had a really bad eye infection and I was really PISSED at that kid so. Yeah. Nice to actually be able to see what you're saying and meet you, man. Uhm, thank you for the compliment? Its just hair.

[anotherangryred]

Exactly! You'll probably see it soon enough, once I've actually given it to Matt.

I like red hair, as you may or may not have noticed, depending upon how much of my post you could actually see before.

[nicotine_patch]

Cool! Can't wait to find the fuck out what it is. I like animals.

Uh. Not a lot. Though its nice of, uh. You to say that you like red hair. My red hair. Uh?

[anotherangryred]

Yeah, erm. I'm pretty shameless, actually, when it comes to red hair. And there are a lot of redheads at Brawl.

[nicotine_patch]

Uhm, well, yeah. I've never seen this many other redhead in my fucking life. There's even some asshole with pink hair.

[anotherangryred]

I think I managed to miss him. Which is good, because pink hair totally doesn't count.

[nicotine_patch]

Yeah, I told him he was a flamingo. He said my hair doesn't fucking count because its RED-ORANGE.