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[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[collaredstray]

Okay.

[nicotine_patch]

Yes?

[collaredstray]

What?

[nicotine_patch]

Yes, we should go? There are girls.

[collaredstray]

Okay. I think Rukia will be okay. I don't know about that vampire girl. Maybe we can just go for a little while.

[nicotine_patch]

We can blow outta there if you start wigging. Matt would want you to at least pop your bleached ass in there and chuck some fucking cake at his face.

[collaredstray]

Well yeah, that's why I said I'd go.

[nicotine_patch]

Just saying, man. It won't be too bad. Small crowd.

[collaredstray]

...only two girls.

[nicotine_patch]

Yep, only two! And I'm sure there'll be booze, we can liquor you up some.

[collaredstray]

Sounds good to me.

[nicotine_patch]

...What the fuck are we gonna get him? Man, I am completely fucking skint.

[collaredstray]

Me too.

[nicotine_patch]

Balls. What are we gonna do?

[collaredstray]

...I don't know.

[nicotine_patch]

Okay. Uhhh. Okay.

We could steal a car, maybe? Or is that like indian giving?