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[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[nicotine_patch]

Wait the vampires suck.

[nicotine_patch]

.........

Maybe.

[liquid_topaz]

It could have been worse. You could have said that we bite.

[nicotine_patch]

Ouch. My best friend bites faces. I try not to fall into that trap.

[liquid_topaz]

Ah. Interesting. Well it really is the most overused vampire pun out there.

[nicotine_patch]

Which one is Alice? Don't tell me its the one with the dark hair.

[liquid_topaz]

Hm. It is. She's harmless, you know.

[nicotine_patch]

Vampires + harmless = no. Dude.

[liquid_topaz]

Not in the conventional sense, of course. We don't drink human blood, Mr. Nails.

[nicotine_patch]

You don't? How do you live? If I were a vampire, I'd break into blood banks all the time, I guess. Better than fucking going through the trouble and the BURN THE WITCH shit.

[liquid_topaz]

We drink animal blood. It's the same concept as humans eating animals, only we more enjoy their blood.

[ihu_all]

That's gross.

[nicotine_patch]

I've seen and heard grosser.

[ihu_all]

Like what.

[nicotine_patch]

I spent the last two days in the sewer of the city looking for a mangled, shot, and beaten corpse of some broad and physically take something off her bloated, poop filled body.

[ihu_all]

...ugh, why.