[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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Wait the vampires suck.

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Mello intimidates me.

[petit_shinigami]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT WHY

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DSFMNDKJF DFNDKFJKLDFGLSDF SHUT UP.

[petit_shinigami]

MELLO IS ABOUT AS INTIMIDATING AS A PIECE OF CHEESE.

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YEAH, WELL. YOU'VE KNOWN HIM FOR A LONG TIME. SHUT UP.

[petit_shinigami]

He won't bite you. Unless he wants to try and seduce you.

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Ahahah. I don't tend to be the type people wanna seduce. No worries on that one.

[petit_shinigami]

Not according to that anon meme.

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That was just some cocksucking 12 year old fucking around.

[petit_shinigami]

Are you sure?

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Yeah. Trust me, I'm just not. Nkjdfkjf.

[petit_shinigami]

Itachi's poll doesn't agree.

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That was so horrifying.

[petit_shinigami]

And hilarious.

[liquid_topaz]

Was that, perhaps, a pun of sorts?