[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[nicotine_patch]

Wait the vampires suck.

[nicotine_patch]

The short answer is a) so I can afford cigarettes and b) so I didn't get the same treatment from cocaine snorting sicilian mob members. Customer satisfaction is kind of a must in this town.

[ihu_all]

You're insane, aren't you.

[nicotine_patch]

Well, uh, yeah, actually, but not right now. You don't have to be like that, man.

[ihu_all]

Be like what. Why don't you get a better job, that one sounds disgusting.

[nicotine_patch]

I'm a PI, sometimes you get bum jobs like that. I work at a grocery and kill people for money on the side.

[ihu_all]

Why don't you just work at the grocery store.

[nicotine_patch]

Its complicated.

And anyway, there's no future in lettuce.

[ihu_all]

What about steak.

[nicotine_patch]

A fad.

[ihu_all]

Sushi?

[nicotine_patch]

We don't sell sushi.

[ihu_all]

Why not? Oh, you're in Germany or something. Well still, everyone needs to eat.

[nicotine_patch]

Food tends to run out before people do.

[ihu_all]

I guess so. Why do you have an eyepatch.

[nicotine_patch]

I. What?