My closest friend Charango just died laying next to me ( Read more... )

The Difference Between Republicans, Hippies, and Homeless People

1. REPUBLICANS laughed, celebrated, played guitar, and withheld food and water from the victims of Hurricane Katrina. (Below: Bush a-pickin' and a-grinnin' as New Orleans drowned.)

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I'm thinking about this stuff Robby wrote me in a new light now. He was telling me about professional writers reading every word I write. At this reading the other night, everyone knew who I was and had to talk about OZZY as though I liked Ozzy and the male readers (the females were fine, just the males) seemed to all be trying to be me and failing ( Read more... )

Yesterday I wrote that thign about the tsunami disaster and the same day there was a comic strip in the Daily News--a republican comic strip--about the same subject. It had an angry-long-haired guy with a green peace sign behind him saying that global warming contributed to the tsunami disaster. I re-read it looking for the joke. Then I realized we ( Read more... )

I didn't say anything about the tsunami disaster when it was all going on because I knew that what I had to say wouldn't be understood then. It probably won't be now, either, but here goes ( Read more... )

I think Robert Lund reads this page at lesat sometimes so I guess it's rude to talk about him here, sort of behind his back or whatever. But I will anyway, because this isn't really an insult or anything this time ( Read more... )

Some high school student named wax poetic wrote nasty stuff on my journal which I've decided not to unscreen. They seem to be bragging about the research they have done on colleges and don't want me talking about the murders of microbiologists unless they're from one of the schools wax has applied to for the fall. Robby, if you need it's #, it ( Read more... )

Who Is Killing The Great Microbiologists of the World?The death of retired research Professor Jeong Im has all the makings of a spy novel, and some say that idea isn’t far off base ( Read more... )

For those of you that have been writing and calling me all day asking what happened last night, here is your answer ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't heard how the show went last night but I got some orders at 6 am so I guess at least those few dug it. Also, Robert Lund signed up to my new animation list, which cracked me up. ( Read more... )