The Big Bang - Reaction Post
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THAT deserves a big squee and lots of happy flailing!!
- 1894 years later... WHOA!
- So there's wee!Amelia, praying to Santa again about the Crack - but there's no TARDIS landing in the back garden, no madman falling out of the strange blue box. Eep!
- Oooh look! The aunt really exists!
- Whut? Who says there's no such thing as stars?! OMG! THERE ARE NO STARS!
- Was that the Doctor in an odd hat putting the leaflet through the door?
- Yes! Because there's a note saying "Come along, Pond" on it!
- Fossilised Daleks?! Weird!
- LOL at the post-it note stuck to the Pandorica, saying "Stick around, Pond"...
- And wee!Amelia does just that - stays hidden in the Museum until after closing time. Her aunt REALLY doesn't give a damn about her, does she?
- wee!Amelia touches the Pandorica and it starts to open... Wow!
- Whut?! AMY is in the box? I was expecting the Doctor...
- Amy: Okay, kid, this is where it gest complicated...
- And I was already so engrossed I didn't realise we hadn't had the opening credits yet!
- Aw... Rory's talking to Amy, who's lying dead in his arms... :(
- Whut?! Eleven's wearing a FEZ?! And zipping about in Time with River's Vortex Manipulator...
- History's collapsed and races have been deleted from Time. Yikes!
- So Rory's a Nestene duplicate yet not... Okay!
- Doctor: Your girlfriend isn't more important than the rest of the universe.
Rory: smacks the Doctor She is to me!
And the Doctor's delighted by his reaction...
- Amy realises she's talking to herself and has a little moment of ZOMG Weird! :D
- Doctor: Why do you have to be so - human?
Rory: 'cos right now I'm not.
- So Auton!Rory's gonna guard the Pandorica for the next 2000 years while Amy's inside it. 'kay!
- Is that Nick Briggs doing the museum voice over? YES it is! Woot!
- No one's seen Auton!Rory since he dragged the Pandorica to safety during the Blitz. Eep! Maybe he got blowed up?
- Uh-oh! The Dalek's woken up...
- And then the Doctor pops in! Blimey!
- And here's Auton!Rory - he's a security guard at the National Museum.
- And Rory and Amy run towards each other and much snoggage ensues. Yay!
- wee!Amelia: I'm thirsty, can you get me a drink?
Doctor: It's all mouths today. *grins*
- Wee!Amelia to Amy: How can he do that? Is he magic? (I'll say, kiddo!)
- And there's the Doctor zipping off again...
- And now there's two of him! Blimey!!
- Amy asks if he's dead and the other!Eleven says he is.
- Oh noes! wee!Amelia's disappeared because reality's still collapsing...
- And the Dalek's restoring itself while the Universe collapses. BUGGER!
- The TARDIS burning up is what's been keeping the Earth warm since the Doctor was locked in the Pandorica.
- Rory can hear River's "I'm sorry my love" as she opens the TARDIS doors and finds a brick wall outside - oh! She's stuck in a Time Loop, created by the TARDIS' emergency protocols.
- Doctor: Honey, I'm home.
River: What time do you call this? *sniggers* LOVE YOU RIVER!!
- River once dated a Nestene duplicate who had a swappable head, which kept things interesting. OMG! She really IS Jack in female form!
- The Pandorica contains a memory of the Universe and they're going to use it to reboot the Universe. Whut?!
- Love the way River calls the Doctor "dear"...
- The Dalek thinks River'll show it mercy because she's an associate of the Doctor's? HA! FAT CHANCE MATEY!!
- River: Rule One - the Doctor lies.
YES!
- The TARDIS is exploding at every point in the Universe, and the Doctor plans to throw the Pandorica into the explosion in order to restore the Universe. Oh-kay....
- Rory: Are you okay?
Amy: Are you?
Rory: No.
Amy: Then shut up then!
Aw...
- So chucking the Doctor-in-the-Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS will erase him from history, never to have existed? Yup, don't believe that's gonna really happen, sorry!
- Doctor: Amy Pond, the girl who waited...
- The Doctor says Amy's house is too big, and mentions Aunt Sharon who never seemed to really care, and Amy reveals she doesn't remember how/when she lost her parents. That's weird!
- Doctor: Guess what?
Amy: What?
Doctor: Gotcha. *sad face*
- LOL Only the Doctor would send River a "text" reading Geronimo!
- Yup! THAT was a Big Bang!
- The Doctor's time stream is unravelling... LOOK! There's Future!Doctor reminding Amy to remember what he told her when she was seven, while she's aboard the Byzantium...
- Aw.... wee!Amelia's fallen asleep, lying on her suitcase.
- The Doctor takes her indoors and tucks her in, then chats to her, saying she'll just be a story in his head when she wakes, and that she'll dream about the TARDIS. *whimper*
- The Cracks are closing, but they can't close properly until the Doctor's on the other side. Eep!
- Aw, the Doctor kisses wee!Amelia on the forehead and says Bye, bye Pond.
- The Crack closes and wee!Amelia wakes briefly.
- And when Amy wakes again, it's the morning of her wedding, and her parents are really real.
- There's RIVER at Amy's wedding reception!
- River's left her blank TARDIS diary for Amy - and she starts remembering about the Doctor, says someone really important is missing.
- Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue - all of which is the TARDIS! And there she is!
- Amy clambers over the table to rap on the doors...
- She tells the Doctor he may kiss the bride. And he puts a finger over her lips! LOL
- Rory: I'm not Mr Pond. That's not how it works.
Doctor: Yes it is. - And Rory agrees, just as he did in Venice. LOL
- The Doctor says he only came for the dancing - and boy is it CRAZY dancing! LOL
- Doctor: 2000 years, the boy who waited. Good on you mate.
How lovely that the Doctor likes the companion's fella.
- River: Did you dance? Well, you always dance at weddings.
- The Doctor gives her back her diary, which he says is written backwards so he can't read it. And also gives her the Vortex Manipulator.
- LOL at River saying "Yes" ambiguously when the Doctor's asking her if she's married.
- And then they're off - the Doctor, Amy and Rory, in the TARDIS...
How the HELL is Moffat gonna top that next season? I can hardly wait to find out!
It's TRUE! Moffat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTD * 10000000000000000000
THAT deserves a big squee and lots of happy flailing!!
- 1894 years later... WHOA!
- So there's wee!Amelia, praying to Santa again about the Crack - but there's no TARDIS landing in the back garden, no madman falling out of the strange blue box. Eep!
- Oooh look! The aunt really exists!
- Whut? Who says there's no such thing as stars?! OMG! THERE ARE NO STARS!
- Was that the Doctor in an odd hat putting the leaflet through the door?
- Yes! Because there's a note saying "Come along, Pond" on it!
- Fossilised Daleks?! Weird!
- LOL at the post-it note stuck to the Pandorica, saying "Stick around, Pond"...
- And wee!Amelia does just that - stays hidden in the Museum until after closing time. Her aunt REALLY doesn't give a damn about her, does she?
- wee!Amelia touches the Pandorica and it starts to open... Wow!
- Whut?! AMY is in the box? I was expecting the Doctor...
- Amy: Okay, kid, this is where it gest complicated...
- And I was already so engrossed I didn't realise we hadn't had the opening credits yet!
- Aw... Rory's talking to Amy, who's lying dead in his arms... :(
- Whut?! Eleven's wearing a FEZ?! And zipping about in Time with River's Vortex Manipulator...
- History's collapsed and races have been deleted from Time. Yikes!
- So Rory's a Nestene duplicate yet not... Okay!
- Doctor: Your girlfriend isn't more important than the rest of the universe.
Rory: smacks the Doctor She is to me!
And the Doctor's delighted by his reaction...
- Amy realises she's talking to herself and has a little moment of ZOMG Weird! :D
- Doctor: Why do you have to be so - human?
Rory: 'cos right now I'm not.
- So Auton!Rory's gonna guard the Pandorica for the next 2000 years while Amy's inside it. 'kay!
- Is that Nick Briggs doing the museum voice over? YES it is! Woot!
- No one's seen Auton!Rory since he dragged the Pandorica to safety during the Blitz. Eep! Maybe he got blowed up?
- Uh-oh! The Dalek's woken up...
- And then the Doctor pops in! Blimey!
- And here's Auton!Rory - he's a security guard at the National Museum.
- And Rory and Amy run towards each other and much snoggage ensues. Yay!
- wee!Amelia: I'm thirsty, can you get me a drink?
Doctor: It's all mouths today. *grins*
- Wee!Amelia to Amy: How can he do that? Is he magic? (I'll say, kiddo!)
- And there's the Doctor zipping off again...
- And now there's two of him! Blimey!!
- Amy asks if he's dead and the other!Eleven says he is.
- Oh noes! wee!Amelia's disappeared because reality's still collapsing...
- And the Dalek's restoring itself while the Universe collapses. BUGGER!
- The TARDIS burning up is what's been keeping the Earth warm since the Doctor was locked in the Pandorica.
- Rory can hear River's "I'm sorry my love" as she opens the TARDIS doors and finds a brick wall outside - oh! She's stuck in a Time Loop, created by the TARDIS' emergency protocols.
- Doctor: Honey, I'm home.
River: What time do you call this? *sniggers* LOVE YOU RIVER!!
- River once dated a Nestene duplicate who had a swappable head, which kept things interesting. OMG! She really IS Jack in female form!
- The Pandorica contains a memory of the Universe and they're going to use it to reboot the Universe. Whut?!
- Love the way River calls the Doctor "dear"...
- The Dalek thinks River'll show it mercy because she's an associate of the Doctor's? HA! FAT CHANCE MATEY!!
- River: Rule One - the Doctor lies.
YES!
- The TARDIS is exploding at every point in the Universe, and the Doctor plans to throw the Pandorica into the explosion in order to restore the Universe. Oh-kay....
- Rory: Are you okay?
Amy: Are you?
Rory: No.
Amy: Then shut up then!
Aw...
- So chucking the Doctor-in-the-Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS will erase him from history, never to have existed? Yup, don't believe that's gonna really happen, sorry!
- Doctor: Amy Pond, the girl who waited...
- The Doctor says Amy's house is too big, and mentions Aunt Sharon who never seemed to really care, and Amy reveals she doesn't remember how/when she lost her parents. That's weird!
- Doctor: Guess what?
Amy: What?
Doctor: Gotcha. *sad face*
- LOL Only the Doctor would send River a "text" reading Geronimo!
- Yup! THAT was a Big Bang!
- The Doctor's time stream is unravelling... LOOK! There's Future!Doctor reminding Amy to remember what he told her when she was seven, while she's aboard the Byzantium...
- Aw.... wee!Amelia's fallen asleep, lying on her suitcase.
- The Doctor takes her indoors and tucks her in, then chats to her, saying she'll just be a story in his head when she wakes, and that she'll dream about the TARDIS. *whimper*
- The Cracks are closing, but they can't close properly until the Doctor's on the other side. Eep!
- Aw, the Doctor kisses wee!Amelia on the forehead and says Bye, bye Pond.
- The Crack closes and wee!Amelia wakes briefly.
- And when Amy wakes again, it's the morning of her wedding, and her parents are really real.
- There's RIVER at Amy's wedding reception!
- River's left her blank TARDIS diary for Amy - and she starts remembering about the Doctor, says someone really important is missing.
- Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue - all of which is the TARDIS! And there she is!
- Amy clambers over the table to rap on the doors...
- She tells the Doctor he may kiss the bride. And he puts a finger over her lips! LOL
- Rory: I'm not Mr Pond. That's not how it works.
Doctor: Yes it is. - And Rory agrees, just as he did in Venice. LOL
- The Doctor says he only came for the dancing - and boy is it CRAZY dancing! LOL
- Doctor: 2000 years, the boy who waited. Good on you mate.
How lovely that the Doctor likes the companion's fella.
- River: Did you dance? Well, you always dance at weddings.
- The Doctor gives her back her diary, which he says is written backwards so he can't read it. And also gives her the Vortex Manipulator.
- LOL at River saying "Yes" ambiguously when the Doctor's asking her if she's married.
- And then they're off - the Doctor, Amy and Rory, in the TARDIS...
How the HELL is Moffat gonna top that next season? I can hardly wait to find out!
It's TRUE! Moffat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTD * 10000000000000000000