Bleach/One Piece- "The Best Present Ever Period"

[peroxide_fic]

Can I still use yesterday's heatstroke as my excuse? >>

Title: The Best Present Ever Period
Universe: Bleach, One Piece
Theme/Topic: Kenpachi’s birthday?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s: Eleventh division, Sanji, Zoro (sort of a KenpachixZoro fight-sexual vibe. And maybe a little SanjixYumichika “if I were drunk enough” crushing, if you want to

Comments

[tokki_chan]

*blinku*

did sanji just pimp out zoro?

[peroxidepest17]

TOTALLY. XD

from jeina

[tokki_chan]

(O_O) i bet sanji asked hanatarou for his drops or something...mad powerful stuff!

Re: from jeina

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Hanatarou would be the dealer to go to for the rape drugs. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Haha i did indeed mean that. Thanks!

[kotszok]

WANKING UP? :B

[peroxidepest17]

OR THAT. :P

[west_side]

Poor thing's just a sucker for lovely items. :)

[peroxidepest17]

It can't be helped, I think. XD

[alita_b_angel]

EEEEE. THIS UNIVERSE IS THE GREATEST EVAR.

FIGHT-HO Zoro for EVERYONE.

[peroxidepest17]

NOW KAJA IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME YUMI BAD TOUCHED UNCONSCIOUS ZORO WHILE HE WAS WAITING.

...the crazy never sleeps, I guess. XD

[alita_b_angel]

GOD THERE SO WAS. ZORO HAS THE TAINT OF BAD TOUCH EVERYWHERE.

There is SPARKLE on his hip HE JUST CANT EXPLAIN AWAY.

[peroxidepest17]

HAHA YUMI'S BAD TOUCH IS LIKE WET SAND I GUESS. XD

...in which case Zoro should check and see the other places he might be sparkling. >>

[kotszok]

hahahhehwjfhdsjaklfhjdskf fuccckkkkk omg this wins. i loVe you pero. so so so much. ♥ You make my life a better p;ace. :*

I LOVE how you write Zoro. You win.

[peroxidepest17]

YAY I'M GLAD YOU LIKED EVEN DESPITE THE STUPID AND THE SPEED WRITING! XD