Bleach/One Piece- "The Best Present Ever Period"

[peroxide_fic]

Can I still use yesterday's heatstroke as my excuse? >>

Title: The Best Present Ever Period
Universe: Bleach, One Piece
Theme/Topic: Kenpachi’s birthday?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s: Eleventh division, Sanji, Zoro (sort of a KenpachixZoro fight-sexual vibe. And maybe a little SanjixYumichika “if I were drunk enough” crushing, if you want to

Comments

[alita_b_angel]

EEEEE. THIS UNIVERSE IS THE GREATEST EVAR.

FIGHT-HO Zoro for EVERYONE.

[peroxidepest17]

NOW KAJA IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME YUMI BAD TOUCHED UNCONSCIOUS ZORO WHILE HE WAS WAITING.

...the crazy never sleeps, I guess. XD

[alita_b_angel]

GOD THERE SO WAS. ZORO HAS THE TAINT OF BAD TOUCH EVERYWHERE.

There is SPARKLE on his hip HE JUST CANT EXPLAIN AWAY.

[peroxidepest17]

HAHA YUMI'S BAD TOUCH IS LIKE WET SAND I GUESS. XD

...in which case Zoro should check and see the other places he might be sparkling. >>

[alita_b_angel]

... that brings a WHOLE LOAD of strange illicit thoughts of where the sparkles could be. At this rate Sanji is going to have to curly eyebrow imprint his property in revenge.

[peroxidepest17]

I'M SURE YUMI WOULDN'T MIND SHARING. PIRATE SANDWICH FOR THE WIN I GUESS. XD