NEWS Drabble Dump #13

[peroxide_fic]

Still can't write! Still forcing myself anyway!

FAIL.

Title: Five Drama Roles NewS Members Get, But Turn Down
Theme/Topic: See title.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS, with mentions of Kame and Junno.
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, stupidity, the usual.
Word Count: 441
Summary: As the title suggests, NewS gets offered some roles that they

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[jurya]

"A con artist who infiltrates a talent agency trying to become an idol," the writer pitches excitedly. "The only catch is, he can't sing or dance."

Shige glares. "Very funny."

This had me laughing so hard!!! I mean,why so defensive Shige?! XD

Tegoshi just pouts. "Why do I always have to be the whore?" he demands.

Like jeez, as if you don't know why..
You can make the straight men gay with just a pout. You get to sit on the laps of almost every Johnny's. You have the universe at the palm of your hand. You evil evil bitch. XD

As usual, I adore your latest post. You make a seemingly innocent situation into a rocking Johnny version! Rock on! ^_^

[peroxidepest17]

LOL he's probably defensive because he can't sing or dance. XD

Glad you liked!

[peroxidepest17]

It could ONLY be Shige. XD

and i broke the comment barrier, what

[ryogrande]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd here we go.

::drama roles::

statistics all say that it's the most favored genre of 85% of your current target audience

only if he's bl-ing with massu/ryo/shige/yamapi/koyama/jin/koki/pretty much anyone in je.

"I'll reconsider working on the drama if I get to be Kanou instead."

ahaha. tegoshi tops the world. fact.

shigeeeeeeeeeee. does that make him a sagi? XD

"Starving?" Massu asks, with the saddest eyed expression in the whole wide world.

oh massu. you are like my cat. if he doesn't have food in his bowl for FIVE MINUTES you would think the world will end. except that i don't think massu would tear up my house. maybe. i don't know the lengths to which he will go when threatened with starvation.

Kamenashi-kun might be better suited for the role, all things considered.

KAME-BASHING NUMBER ONE.

"Who's up for the role of the partner?"

"Taguchi-kun."

haha but. ryo-chan, you two were so cute together on that shokura clip. you just don't want to be the girl again. we understand.

"Why do I always have to be the

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[ryogrande]

::tegoslut::

Clearly you are ruling my writing lately, woman.

what can i say, i'm demanding inspirational.

and he can dress himself hot now

lol i read this as "he can dress himself now" and was seriously considering disagreeing.

Slides forward a bit. “Is that bad?”

i want you to know that i am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT. i had to tear my eyes away to comment on this line.

“Are you grinding?”

“Yes,” Tegoshi chirps.

STILL HE CHIRPS. asldhsaldjsalkdsjalksa HELL YEAH.

and start looking (forward) to the future

your innuendo is not wasted on me. <3

Oh, and I think that my favorite, favorite part was the part where senpai said he was an M.”

i CHOKED on my SPIT. HAHAHAHAHAHA DOES KOICHI KNOW THIS.

“Because, senpai, I’m an S! Isn’t that great?”

that... that...

And a second later, the door clicks shut behind Tegoshi.

... and i have no words. NONE. TEGOSHI TOPS NAGASE. holy shit.

“They said that today you get to dress me up, ne.”

nothing good can come out of this situation. did i say nothing good? i meant nothing pg-15 rated.

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[peroxidepest17]

YEAH I WAS SURPRISED HOW FOREPLAY-E IT GOT TOO. WTF SELF. I guess Tego just does that okay. I blame it on that pervy look he was giving the camera during the Doctor photoshoot and how he made love to the Wind Machine on Music Fair. XD

AND KOICHI BETTER KNOW NAGASE IS AN M. NAGASE SAID IT HIMSELF ON LIVE TV OK.

ALSO, Tego would destroy Voldemort in one book, okay, not seven. He'd destroy Voldemort and TAKE HIS SHIT and his hair would be perfect the ENTIRE TIME.

I'm totally not biased either.

Koyama and Massu and Maru are TOTALLY HUFFLEPUFF. And Yamapi is Gryffindor if only because he's the most mass-marketable or something. HE'S GOT MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME.

OOOOORRRRGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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[ryogrande]

Tego would destroy Voldemort in one book, okay, not seven. He'd destroy Voldemort and TAKE HIS SHIT and his hair would be perfect the ENTIRE TIME.

five times tegoshi randomly ended up in an alternate universe and saved the world.

FOR ORGY PORN WITH UCHI AND KUSANO. unless you don't like them, then... uh... orgy porn with... SPARKLES.

i like how i feel the need to clarify orgy PORN. i am redundant i am.

[yum_gums]

REALLY HILARIOUS. I ALMOST COULDNT STOP LAUGHING.
good thing i'm home alone, or people might think i'm crazy. hahahhahaah

"A con artist who infiltrates a talent agency trying to become an idol," the writer pitches excitedly. "The only catch is, he can't sing or dance."

Shige glares. "Very funny."
--->ahhahahahaha Poor Shige!!

Tegoshi just pouts. "Why do I always have to be the whore?" he demands. -->i guess tegoshi is really good at playing a whore and an innocent boy all at the same time. hahahahaha

Oi, the next time you feel the need to grope boobs just ask Yamapi if you can grab his or something, dumbass.--->heed ryo-chan's words shige!!

"No thanks, Kei-chan!" is all Tegoshi eventually says instead, because he's decided that it will definitely be more interesting to sit by and see what happens next.--->sneaky tego!

"It wasn't technically me," Kawai explains to Johnny fervently, "she said she always wanted to fuck Matsujun; I just did my best impression."-->this one just pwnd all four. hahahahah

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked!

[ayumwu]

OH MY GOD. I only saw your name, icon, and two cuts in your fic post and I clicked on it, expecting only three. BUT THERE WERE MORE!

And your JE!HP world is amazing. Honestly, I can't begin to imagine how the groups would work, since they're in different houses. And the Sorting Hat is smart. Ryo!Snark is win.

The scandals were WIN. Paparazzi is everywhere, guys, TAKE. CAUTION!

And I really love the scandals. My mouth couldn't close for the whole thing. XD The whole plan of taking turns to create scandals, Kawai's scandal, and NAKAMARU, OMG, his life is quite hard, too. XD

TEGOSLUT. 8D

[peroxidepest17]

LOL I've been steadily updating the same post as I get more requests I guess. I didn't expect to get this many so when I finished the first few I was like "OKAY DONE" and then suddenly a ton more came in. XD

TEGOSLUT I LOVE IT.

[ayumwu]

Hahhaahha. Well, you *are* a good writer. ^^

XD DON'T WE ALL.

[peroxidepest17]

I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD WRITE IT SO I COULD READ IT THO.