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NEWS Drabble Dump #13

Jul 28, 2008 17:51

Still can't write! Still forcing myself anyway!

FAIL.

Title: Five Drama Roles NewS Members Get, But Turn Down
Theme/Topic: See title.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS, with mentions of Kame and Junno.
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, stupidity, the usual.
Word Count: 441
Summary: As the title suggests, NewS gets offered some roles that they ( Read more... )

stargate sg-1, inoo, je, tackey, nagase, kame, yamapi, tegoshi, hsjump, abc, junno, shige, yokoyama, kawai, koki, supernatural, je au, jin, b-side, koyama, kat-tun, stargate atlantis, massu, news, nakamaru, je gov au, ryo, chinen

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and i broke the comment barrier, what ryogrande July 29 2008, 03:59:09 UTC

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd here we go.

::drama roles::

statistics all say that it's the most favored genre of 85% of your current target audience

only if he's bl-ing with massu/ryo/shige/yamapi/koyama/jin/koki/pretty much anyone in je.

"I'll reconsider working on the drama if I get to be Kanou instead."

ahaha. tegoshi tops the world. fact.

shigeeeeeeeeeee. does that make him a sagi? XD

"Starving?" Massu asks, with the saddest eyed expression in the whole wide world.

oh massu. you are like my cat. if he doesn't have food in his bowl for FIVE MINUTES you would think the world will end. except that i don't think massu would tear up my house. maybe. i don't know the lengths to which he will go when threatened with starvation.

Kamenashi-kun might be better suited for the role, all things considered.

KAME-BASHING NUMBER ONE.

"Who's up for the role of the partner?"

"Taguchi-kun."

haha but. ryo-chan, you two were so cute together on that shokura clip. you just don't want to be the girl again. we understand.

"Why do I always have to be the ( ... )

Re: and i broke the comment barrier, what ryogrande July 29 2008, 03:59:28 UTC

::tegoslut::

Clearly you are ruling my writing lately, woman.

what can i say, i'm demanding inspirational.

and he can dress himself hot now

lol i read this as "he can dress himself now" and was seriously considering disagreeing.

Slides forward a bit. “Is that bad?”

i want you to know that i am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT. i had to tear my eyes away to comment on this line.

“Are you grinding?”

“Yes,” Tegoshi chirps.

STILL HE CHIRPS. asldhsaldjsalkdsjalksa HELL YEAH.

and start looking (forward) to the future

your innuendo is not wasted on me. <3

Oh, and I think that my favorite, favorite part was the part where senpai said he was an M.”

i CHOKED on my SPIT. HAHAHAHAHAHA DOES KOICHI KNOW THIS.

“Because, senpai, I’m an S! Isn’t that great?”

that... that...

And a second later, the door clicks shut behind Tegoshi.

... and i have no words. NONE. TEGOSHI TOPS NAGASE. holy shit.

“They said that today you get to dress me up, ne.”

nothing good can come out of this situation. did i say nothing good? i meant nothing pg-15 rated.

( ... )

Re: and i broke the comment barrier, what peroxidepest17 July 29 2008, 05:13:37 UTC

YEAH I WAS SURPRISED HOW FOREPLAY-E IT GOT TOO. WTF SELF. I guess Tego just does that okay. I blame it on that pervy look he was giving the camera during the Doctor photoshoot and how he made love to the Wind Machine on Music Fair. XD

AND KOICHI BETTER KNOW NAGASE IS AN M. NAGASE SAID IT HIMSELF ON LIVE TV OK.

ALSO, Tego would destroy Voldemort in one book, okay, not seven. He'd destroy Voldemort and TAKE HIS SHIT and his hair would be perfect the ENTIRE TIME.

I'm totally not biased either.

Koyama and Massu and Maru are TOTALLY HUFFLEPUFF. And Yamapi is Gryffindor if only because he's the most mass-marketable or something. HE'S GOT MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME.

OOOOORRRRGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Re: and i broke the comment barrier, what ryogrande July 29 2008, 05:26:35 UTC

Tego would destroy Voldemort in one book, okay, not seven. He'd destroy Voldemort and TAKE HIS SHIT and his hair would be perfect the ENTIRE TIME.

five times tegoshi randomly ended up in an alternate universe and saved the world.

FOR ORGY PORN WITH UCHI AND KUSANO. unless you don't like them, then... uh... orgy porn with... SPARKLES.

i like how i feel the need to clarify orgy PORN. i am redundant i am.

Re: and i broke the comment barrier, what peroxidepest17 July 29 2008, 05:36:58 UTC

asdfjl;kasdf HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I HAVEN'T READ ANY OF THE BOOKS.

LOL ALSO NOW THAT I HAVE TO THINK OF FIVE I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TEGOSHI AS AN ASCENDED ANCIENT ON SGA OR SOMETHING. WTF.

OOOORRRRGYYYY.

Re: and i broke the comment barrier, what peroxidepest17 July 29 2008, 05:10:11 UTC

IT'S NOT BASHING IT'S SPECULATING MEANLY. I SWEAR.

OOOORRRRRGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinen is the tiny, tiny midget who sings really high and spins like a ballerina. He's the one who Massu lets sing his line during the Never Ending Wonderful Story Encore and who Yoko kept kissing during one of their performances. Apparently he's a mini-Tego minus the awkward phase.

Jin is way more gangsta than Koki because Jin isn't dating Tego. ALSO, Sleeping with Jin would get Maru less STDs than the hooker, but only by like, two.

KOYAMA WOULD TOTALLY RUN FROM THE BOOBS IN HORROR AND MORTIFICATION. And snuggle with some nice, familiar penis, preferably Yamapi's.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

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