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JE/NewS- "You Can Look, But if you Touch Ryo Will Break Your Hand"

Jul 30, 2007 12:05

Title: You Can Look, But if you Touch Ryo Will Break Your Hand
Universe: JE/NewS
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: JE+Tegoshi, light Ryo+Tegoshi
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack? OOC? Stupidity? THESE PEOPLE REALLY EXIST OH GOD.
Word Count: 3,450
Summary: Tegoshi grows up nicely. It causes Ryo all sorts of problems.
Dedication: seca-I know ( Read more... )

je, nikaido, masuda, nagase, yamapi, tegoshi, abc, shige, kawai, kanjani 8, koki, ohkura, jin, koyama, kat-tun, fujigaya, news, kitayama, ryo, kis.my.ft2

Comments 72

rhythmia July 31 2007, 07:07:08 UTC

AHAHAHAAHAHA *sporfles*

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE OTHER THAN TEGOSHI AND THE OTHER GUYS IN MY BOSS MY HERO, WHY IS THIS STORY SO AWESOME??? HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME THAT THIS STORY WORKS AND IS HILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO FACES TO PUT TO THE NAMES???

/capslock abuse.

Randomly: Is it just me or did Sakurakouji seem so, so, so gay for Sakaki in MBMH? Even with the kerfuffle over the girl, it seemed like he was as jealous of his 'old classmate' as the other way around....

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:48:42 UTC

NewS is SERIOUSLY adorable. Think of it as another drama with Tegoshi in it, except where he SITS IN OTHER GUYS' LAPS and MOUTH-TO-MOUTH FEEDS THEM SNACKS. XD

rhythmia July 31 2007, 19:11:06 UTC

NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GET INTO ANOTHER BAND, ARASHI IS STEALING MY SOUL (AND MY RAINBOWS) ALREADY.

....>.>

<.<....

This is your canon?

And it's only been a month and a half since I got into Jpop fandom *is doomed*

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 19:25:42 UTC

It is totally my canon. NewS also is made to crossdress as princesses and nurses and sing. IT IS GREATNESS. XD

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peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 17:25:53 UTC

LOL they wouldn't rape him. They would cuddle-orgy him into his first orgasm. XD That's my theory anyway. Cuz they love him so much. LIKE IN YOUR PICTURE, WHICH IS CUTE a;fdljksf.

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peroxidepest17 August 1 2007, 06:13:12 UTC

NewS Orgy is LOVE. XD

shiny_satsuma July 31 2007, 11:32:51 UTC

i want to quote the bits i found ADORABLE and CUTE.

they are :
everything between this line :
Distribution: Just lemme know.
and this line
END

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 17:26:19 UTC

That is one of the most effective ways to quote fic I have ever seen. LOL

iseulte July 31 2007, 13:45:50 UTC

I am gonna just echo everyone but I really love Ryo's story. Made me grin like a maniac during work.

Clueless!Slut!Tego also wins, like a lot. :D

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 17:26:57 UTC

Clueless!Slut!Tego also continues to be ADORABLE. I think he bends the laws of physics or something by being able to do that. XD

uranaikko July 31 2007, 14:13:58 UTC

Fufuf... Even though i'm not a RyoTego fan, I love this ♥
Ryo always WIN the match... *clings to Ryo-tan*

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 17:28:06 UTC

I figure NewS is just a huge orgy of member-ai anyway, but I kind of think it's funny how Tegoshi is totally like, unafraid of Ryo's wrath when everyone else is. He's like "lalalala Ryo-tan, aishiteru!" and even though Ryo's trying to be growly and bad ass all he can do is sigh at Tego and say, "I love you too."

XD