JE/NewS- "You Can Look, But if you Touch Ryo Will Break Your Hand"

Jul 30, 2007 12:05

Title: You Can Look, But if you Touch Ryo Will Break Your Hand
Universe: JE/NewS
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: JE+Tegoshi, light Ryo+Tegoshi
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack? OOC? Stupidity? THESE PEOPLE REALLY EXIST OH GOD.
Word Count: 3,450
Summary: Tegoshi grows up nicely. It causes Ryo all sorts of problems.
Dedication: seca-I know ( Read more... )

je, nikaido, masuda, nagase, yamapi, tegoshi, abc, shige, kawai, kanjani 8, koki, ohkura, jin, koyama, kat-tun, fujigaya, news, kitayama, ryo, kis.my.ft2

Leave a comment

Comments 72

nyagcpinkuneko July 31 2007, 05:25:27 UTC
*dies laughing* Some of those lines are quite priceless.

Reply

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:45:09 UTC
Glad you liked! XD

Reply


annnimeee July 31 2007, 05:30:25 UTC
At around 7:30pm today at work, depressed and overwhelmed, I did a quick lj check. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS FIC MADE ME, FRIEND. Oh, RYO. SAVE TEGO FROM THE PERVETEDNESS THAT IS INHERENT IN JE!!!! I love the chicken slaughter boots story, I think that is my absolute fav part, esp with Ryo's slight crazy paranoia projection. But poor jin starving himself makes me laugh too.

Also, for the one ok rock member ai fic that isn't dead yet I hope? Their newest pv: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hlLthSYgK-o

makes you kinda wonder if jimmy mackey will form a hip hop group next.

Reply

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:43:11 UTC
I'm glad I could cheer you up!

And it's not dead yet... LOL I'm just thinking? Maybe. I'm still trying to figure out how their relationship would work maybe. XD

Reply


vreemd23 July 31 2007, 06:16:13 UTC
all in that fantastically whorish KAT-TUN way KAT-TUN has patented for use

ROFL.

Reply

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:45:54 UTC
We love them for their sluttiness? XD

Reply


amaikoryori July 31 2007, 06:21:31 UTC
THIS WAS AWESOME! AND RYO IS LIKE, SO ADORABLE WHEN POSSESSIVE. AND THE FACT THAT HE MANAGED TO THREATEN THE JUNIORS AND NAGASE AND ZOMFG EVEN JIN (WHO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN RYO'S TACTICS BY NOW) WHILE BEING RENDERED INCOHERENT BY TEGO'S CUTENESS IS SO WONDERFUL, IT DESERVED PLENTY OF LAUGHTER AND ZOMFG! CAPS ABUSE!

Reply

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:47:06 UTC
Ryo is so cute in his dysfunctional-ness, I think. XD

Reply


snow_meow July 31 2007, 07:02:34 UTC
LOL

Ryo was so worried about everyone else jumping Tegoshi that he forgot about watching himself.

I would love to see the madness Ryo would have to endure till Tegoshi's 20th birthday. I'll bet he wouldn't wait for the candles to be blown off the cake.

Reply

peroxidepest17 July 31 2007, 07:47:29 UTC
That would be hot! Cake porn. XD

Reply


Leave a comment

Up