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Bleach- "Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi"

Jan 22, 2007 10:35

Yay crack?

Title: Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Yumichika (mentions of ByakuyaxHisana, Yachiru, Rukia, and Ikkaku)
Warnings/Spoilers: minor spoilers for Byakuya and Rukia’s backstory, as well as Kenpachi and Yachiru’s.
Word Count: 2,149
Summary: Kenpachi ( Read more... )

kenpachi, byakuyaxhisana, hisana, byakuya, yumichika, bleach, eleventh division, yachiru

Comments 53

unpunished January 22 2007, 19:46:56 UTC

Zaraki may think Yachiru is easy to deal with now, but just wait 'til she gets her first period :P

Great story!

thrance_86 January 22 2007, 20:00:57 UTC

AND when the boys start coming in. XP

unpunished January 22 2007, 20:04:29 UTC

Well, he'll probably just kick all their asses or something :P But how on earth will he be able to go buy tampons ^___^

thrance_86 January 22 2007, 20:10:16 UTC

He'd probably get Yumichika to buy them. But think about all the teenage angst and PMS! That'll be so much fun.

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cheloya January 22 2007, 19:52:25 UTC

Ahaha, I practically cried with laughter when Zaraki was going on about maternal instinct and his only example was Yumichika. XD Brilliance!

In the courtyard, Yachiru slammed the face of a 6’6, 350 lb slacking new-recruit into the dirt and laughed at the funny gurgling sounds he made while she admonished him for being a lazy-daisy.

That killed me, too. X3 The whole thing was fantastic; your Kenpachi (and your Yumichika) just gets better and better. ♥

peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:33:11 UTC

LOL Yumichika and girls are the same species as far as Zaraki is concerned, I suppose. XD

Plus Lazy-daisy. I HAD TO USE IT. XD

meretricula January 22 2007, 20:10:26 UTC

Kenpachi is the BEST DAD EVER. LOVE.

peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:33:28 UTC

TOTALLY.

lunargeography January 22 2007, 20:55:29 UTC

*snickers*

I have this vision of him teaching her to use PMS, and all the Hollows and lazy-ass slackers in all of the spirit world would fear that time of the month.

How can somebody so wrong be so entirely, amazingly right? Sheesh.

Gonna see him take Nemu under his wing some more? Please?

peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:33:59 UTC

LOL that little series is working it's way around in my head. Hopefully gestation won't be TOO long. >>

akuni January 22 2007, 21:56:47 UTC

*claps* Nicely done. Interesting take on Hisana; I don't care much for wilting lillies. Wonder how she got out...

peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:34:20 UTC

LOL latched onto a rich guy, I guess. >>