Bleach- "Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi"

Jan 22, 2007 10:35

Yay crack?

Title: Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Yumichika (mentions of ByakuyaxHisana, Yachiru, Rukia, and Ikkaku)
Warnings/Spoilers: minor spoilers for Byakuya and Rukia’s backstory, as well as Kenpachi and Yachiru’s.
Word Count: 2,149
Summary: Kenpachi ( Read more... )

kenpachi, byakuyaxhisana, hisana, byakuya, yumichika, bleach, eleventh division, yachiru

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sophiap January 22 2007, 23:21:44 UTC
dying of laughter

That was perfect. And yes, I can easily imagine Kenpachi having little besides contempt when it comes to Hisana's drama over having to leave her baby sister behind in Rukongai.

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peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:35:09 UTC
I have a wacky AU idea in my head where it' "What if Kenpachi found and picked up Rukia as a baby"?

I'm trying to convince myself it's not a good idea to try and undertake. XD;;

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orange_smaug January 23 2007, 02:33:19 UTC
I'd so read this, especially if it's you writing it XD.

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peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 02:37:06 UTC
LOL DON'T ENCOURAGE ME. MAKE ME WRITE MY SCREENPLAY. >>

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arsenicgraffiti January 22 2007, 23:43:42 UTC
His own personal whirlwind of rainbow-colored gay sparkles.

*blinks* That... isn't a complete sentence. The sparkles win, though. ^_^;;

I love how Kenpachi's character is all over the narrative. XD *bounces* Ken-chan's parenting skills are good~! ^__^

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peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:35:25 UTC
LOL I don't think it was supposed to be a complete sentence?

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from jeina rege_hitze January 23 2007, 01:45:26 UTC
I want there to be a Parenting discussion meet between Zaraki, Isshin, Ryuuken, and Kuukaku >=) Oh~ the fun!

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Re: from jeina peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 01:55:37 UTC
LOL it would probably degenerate into a brawl and then regenerate into everyone buying everyone drinks and forgetting what they'd been talking about in the first place.

Except for Ryuuken, I guess, who would have to be tied down in a chair for the whole thing.

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peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 02:59:37 UTC
Zaraki is definitely a marshmallow-soft papa when you look at him in the right light, I think. All manly men are? XD

And dude yes. Yachiru is special in her own right for not being scared shitless of him when they first met. LOL I know I would have been. >>

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qem_chibati January 23 2007, 02:53:28 UTC
Hehehe! This is awesome. =D

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peroxidepest17 January 23 2007, 02:59:54 UTC
Glad you liked!

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