Bleach- "Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi"

[peroxide_fic]

Yay crack?

Title: Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Yumichika (mentions of ByakuyaxHisana, Yachiru, Rukia, and Ikkaku)
Warnings/Spoilers: minor spoilers for Byakuya and Rukia’s backstory, as well as Kenpachi and Yachiru’s.
Word Count: 2,149
Summary: Kenpachi

Comments

[unpunished]

Zaraki may think Yachiru is easy to deal with now, but just wait 'til she gets her first period :P

Great story!

[thrance_86]

AND when the boys start coming in. XP

[unpunished]

Well, he'll probably just kick all their asses or something :P But how on earth will he be able to go buy tampons ^___^

[thrance_86]

He'd probably get Yumichika to buy them. But think about all the teenage angst and PMS! That'll be so much fun.

[unpunished]

He'd probably get Yumichika to buy them.

Ah, you're probably right. Too bad, I'd probably pay a lot of money to see Zaraki buy tampons ^___^

[bumpgrrl]

actually, i could totally see him just buying them, and giving a "what-the-hell-are-you-on-about?" glare to the stammering, freaked-out nervous store clerk.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL he'd totally buy them. And be like "Be glad I came and not her." XD

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Her first period would terrify her daddies. "She's bleeding! WHO BEAT HER?!"

[pouf]

...is it even possible for girls to have periods in SS? you know, since the whole "people can;t have babies"?

Although, that would be extremely funny. XD

[peroxidepest17]

LOL I guess we don't really know that, eh? XD