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[perle]

my lawyer sent me a ream of documents a few days ago. enclosed was a psychological assessment. i remember coming out of there cursing because i acted too composed. the appointment was supposed to take two hours and i didn't want to just go in there and tell the whole truth without being probed. he didn't ask the right questions, so i didn't get to

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[_echo]

oh man. that is not too nice at all. but remember, lawyers tend to exaggerate ideas to get their points across. everything he said is probably not entirely accurate.

"i have appeared on six magazine covers in the last twelve months." <- is this true? which magazines?

xoxo

[perle]

no, the lawyer just has a copy of the assessment, which was written up by a psychiatrist.

& no, the magazine thing was a true/false question i was asked. to test how delusional and psychotic you are ;)

xo

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[_echo]

oh. heh. well that's cute. good work? ^_~ xoxo

[m_a_c]

this made me cry.

[ickledurl]

i hope evrything turns out otay. if i could, i'd send you my chihuahua fer a week. he's the best cure fer depression. and he's such a sucker fer perty girlies. he'd even wake you up with kisses!

*many many chihuahua tissies*

[scribble]

last time i told my shrink i was suicidal he was ahead of the game. at first i thought this was after-school babble but i'm beginning to think he's some sort of nihilistic genius.

aw well. i'd kill him first.

[perle]

i think i'd actually like to read transcripts of your psychiatric sessions.

[scribble]

i'm writing a poem about a patient who kills his shrink becomes a sort of 'alternative' shrink (he gives all patients the opportunity to kill him) then starts killing all the other shrinks. it's done in a very ET interview from prison kind of way. as for my shrink?

i fired him. the call was good though. let's just say they hung up on me as i was busily evaluating services rendered.