I noticed that if you make cookies, use less sugar than the recipe calls for, and spill 1/4 of the flour on your lap, the cookies come out delicious!

Last night I had a dream where I was at this party with Wyclef and about to leave when Angelina Jolie and BP showed up. Angelina's brother was with them, and they wanted to introduce him to me. I was thinking, awesome, considering that I thought we'd be a great match. What? Anyway, then Steve called and woke me up right before I got to meet the ( Read more... )

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Livejournal's kinda played for me. It's been like, 5 years or something.

Where did the year go??????
This is ridiculous!!!!!!
What have I been doing??????/
Where am I???????
What is the secret behind crop circles??????
Why can't I go to sleep before 6am every morning??????
Why is it 2:30pm and I still haven't slept?!?!?!?!?

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
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Yesterday I spent all day looking outside for Saltine. I posted signs all over the neighborhood, put tuna fish in various places around the yard, and called Steve, sobbing ( Read more... )

i fucking love portland ( Read more... )

some english guy is picking me up on a scooter for brunch pretty soon even though we just left Cain like an hour ago.

o my god. i just woke up and found a phone number on my hand and i have no idea who it is. all i remember is getting smooched by some black bouncer guy in some fancy speedy sports car in my parents driveway and then my dad being like "was that guy black????" and me being like "at least he wasnt irish!!!!" and then going on this diatribe about a ( Read more... )