For all of those stricken by the recent...horrible bullsh*t...that happened because of the squid baby and the Fates having their own personal vendetta, send me a letter. I can help you get past it. Clark knew the way. And doesn't he always. Sigh ( Read more... )

Penelope Lynch--

Deceased, July 2013. Cause: puncture wound to the jugular. Spacing indicates a large animal, possibly a very large reptile.

Ffion Samira Lynch--

Deceased, July 2013. Cause: accidental drowning.

Sidonia Elon Lynch--

Deceased, July 2013. Cause: Exhaustion.

Damien Specktor--

Deceased, October 1986. Cause: Attacked by angry mob.

I want to do something special for Jad, but...is it sad that I don't really know what he'd like? I mean...okay, I know one thing he'd like, but...I'm not discussing that. Ever.

I need the perfect gift idea. Just to thank him for how very awesome he's been with everything.

So ( Read more... )

Okay. Not to be superficial here, but...there's something to be said for being married to the king of the castle, so to speak ( Read more... )

My silverware does not look better twisted into loop-dee-loops!

...though I have to admit, the rest of the "Dr. Suess" touches that she's put on the house are fairly creative, for such a little girl. There are certainly less amusing explanations for gluing big pink and orange puffballs to everything...

Thank you, Clark. I know that you have a lot of pride, so it must have really taken a toll on you when you asked the demons' permission to be on the moon ( Read more... )

I am the world's most terrible mother. I really am. I'm totally saying it with the world's biggest grin on my face, but I am. I'm so going to hell ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

Stop it, the both of you!!

You two are so close that you're practically family. One of you actually is my family! Now stop acting like spoiled brats!

( B*tch rant )