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In praise of imperfection
The recent David Letterman drama sparked a conversation between me and a friend of mine. I told her I'd TOTALLY do Dave. I'd have done him twenty years ago, and I'd do him today. And tomorrow. And twice on Sunday.
She was horrified. He has that goofy tooth-gap, she said. And he's balding and he wears white socks with his suits! Not to mention he's ( Read more... ) -
If the concept of Richard Simmons + NSFW scares you, then don't watch this.
If, however, you're as intrigued as I am, game on -
Ganked from Cary's Blog.
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From exceptindreams
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"
Hal Sirowitz
"We don't have anything in common,"
I said. "We're two completely different people.
It doesn't make sense to stay together."
But then she started to rub my penis
through my pants, & I suddenly remembered
that we both did like Indian food.
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In my own words.
I've seen the "Five Words" meme appear on other blogs, and despite my own curiousity, I'm reluctant to ask a couple of the people who've posted it to come up with five words that first come to mind in the rather unlikely event that they might think of me. I imagine they'd probably include slight variations of "vile", "disgusting", "delusional", " ( Read more... ) -
still feeling shitty.
can i just share the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to me?
Disgusted to the point to now be embarrassed to have intertwined you into my life in the first place.
yeah, i've removed the original context because it shouldn't matter now. suffice it to say, i had done something ugly and cruel. i apologized. profusely, more than once. i ( Read more... ) -
Seriously. SERIOUSLY???!!?
I'm supportive of body art as a form of individual expression. I love to see beautiful ink done by a talented artist, worn proudly for the world to see. I imagine that for a tattoo artist, that must be kinda like me seeing someone wear something I knit for them. It's a cool feeling.
But you're not stuck with that hat I made you forever - you ( Read more... ) -
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So the craptastic weather cancelled my son's soccer game over the weekend. Now I'm going to publicly admit that I'm inching ever closer to fully-accredited Soccer Mom status. I now have the Field Status Hotline number on my Speed Dial. Plus I have a crush on the coach because he's from New Zealand and he's so professional, he says "training" ( Read more... )
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