"Just be like - 'I can run REALLY fast. And my friend's dad is a cop. SO.'"

[pen_2_the_paper]

So, generally speaking...
If you're a guy, and you meet this girl, and you ask her to hang out, and she arrives an hour late,
It probably means she "overslept".
And if this happens every single time you try to get together with her,
It probably means she has other places she'd rather be.
And if, when you see her in school, she never even looks at you

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[ichyby]

omg mean

[pen_2_the_paper]

I. FEEL. STALKED.
and like
i'm nice to his face
i was like "i think it's better if we're just friends."
and he was like "okay. well when you make your descision, tell me."
:|
omglolwow.
jesssica. helllllp.

[ichyby]

LOL
be like
no u see i like this kid name pete and i think we're doing something later sry

[pen_2_the_paper]

LMFAO I SO SHOULD.
I
SOOOOO SHOULD.
he'll be all like
"why? why is it better we stay friends?!"
and i'll say that.
OMG LAMO YES. LOL LOL LOL.