Okay.
I'm babysitting right now...had this GREAT idea that I would bring my geometry homework with me, so I could do it while the kids were sleeping...
Except, I forgot my little planner thing at my house, in my purse.  So I have no idea what problem's I'm supposed to do. 
Sometimes, I'm so blonde, I could just slap myself. 
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My dad said that tonight, we were going to Best Buy to get phones.  And he sounded like he wasn't kidding.
Except, it's 6:16 and we haven't left yet.  He's with my mom outside, investigating our lot lines, and the lot lines of the new house coming up next to us, and our neighbor's lot lines, and all sorts of lot lineish things of that sort.  They ( Read more... )

So, generally speaking...
If you're a guy, and you meet this girl, and you ask her to hang out, and she arrives an hour late,
It probably means she "overslept".
And if this happens every single time you try to get together with her,
It probably means she has other places she'd rather be.
And if, when you see her in school, she never even looks at you ( Read more... )